stoopid stuff

ceo of no one asked

[imdumbdealwithit]

you post your covid vaccine card, i post my peppa pig stickers from the nice nurse lady. we are not the same

[imdumbdealwithit]

there is a major downside to streaming shows/movies that we should talk about. i know absolutely NONE of the new movies and shows coming out soon and feel very left out

[imdumbdealwithit]

i wonder what she looks like without horns

[imdumbdealwithit]

band: yeah we think of ourselves as kind of indie rock

apple music: nah you’re alternative

band: oh... but-

apple music: ALTERNATIVE

[imdumbdealwithit]

other band: hahaha we love our new pop song

apple music:

apple music: *squints*

apple music: alternative

[imdumbdealwithit]

band: yeah we think of ourselves as kind of indie rock

apple music: nah you’re alternative

band: oh... but-

apple music: ALTERNATIVE

[imdumbdealwithit]

i want to live in the sixties but not the sixties with racism and stuff the sixties from cruella with fashion and music and emma stone embarrassing the shit out of emma thompson

[imdumbdealwithit]

this pandemic really sped up my gifted kid burnout

[imdumbdealwithit]

you know what? fuck it. i’m going rollerskating

[imdumbdealwithit]

but like the existential crisis everyone has the day before their birthday

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re an immortal 30-year-old-looking serial killer who was sentenced to 1,000 years in prison. After 100 years people started asking questions, but now it’s been 400 years and you’re starting to outlast the prison itself.

[imdumbdealwithit]

how did you know