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i think mash should have inferenced hawkeye can hear the laugh track. just once. like hawkeye cracks a joke, the laugh track doesn't play, he looks around and then to whoever's standing next to him and says "i guess they didn't like that one". and then it's never brought up again

dailyjimmorrisonupdates

He's still dead

submalevolentgrace

saw a post the other day claiming that the only reason we miss the internet of 10-15 years ago is blind nostalgia, because it actually looked like messy cluttered ass

and

for one the internet currently looks like messy clutter ass more than it ever has, judging anything by shallow shifting design trends isn't a gotcha

but more importantly, IT FUCKING WORKED!!

10 years ago you could type something into a search engine and get genuine honest answers and information written by a human expert on a personally crafted website full of all the knowledge they could cram it with

now if you look for anything it' just 5000 identical SEO clickfarm sites all with the same written-by-algorithm non information stretched out across as many paragraphs as possible to keep the viewer retention metrics high enough to please the automated ad auctioning scripts

i just want to know what qualities i should be looking for in firewood to cook with, and 15 years ago there'd have been some handcrafted html site on the first page of google and a hundred forum posts full of lively chatter. today there are ten pages of "8 best wood fire camping stoves 2023 outdoor cooking best deals roundup" all with the same copy and a clutter of amazon links and tracker scripts

it's like the difference between a 20 volume encyclopedia and a glossy supermarket gossip magazine touting "top 10 unbelievable facts", and if you're saying the only reason we miss the former could be blind nostalgia, you're mostly just telling on yourself there tbh

ice-block

It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc

ice-block

I think I may have made it seem like this is about wholesome content (which my sentiment towards that is the same) but most of the time when I see this stuff people are being ridiculed for being completely normal. And I didn’t make up any of these examples btw, I couldn’t find the dance one but only because there are too many videos of people being recorded at cross walks

(Faces censored and additional text added by me)

eroticcannibal

Im gonna add this to every post about this i see im never gonna shut up about it. This will get people killed. This will ruin lives. More people live in hiding than you think. So many people are one post away from having to abandon their whole lives. Dont ever post anything of anyone without their consent, stranger or not.

#STOP POSTING PEOPLE JUST WALKING AROUND #PLEASE #STOP