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27/nb they/she I’m probably somewhere faded and thinking

[mysharona1987]

[mevil]

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[rontology]

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

[rontology]

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!

[rontology]

compiling my favourite responses

[suntara]

my favorite love language is trying, actually

[suntara]

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

[sultrysapphicslut]

kinda rude that no one's boobs are in my mouth rn. even ruder that no one's pussy is clenching around my fingers rn. ruder still that im not listening to someone cum for me rn.

THIS POST IS FOR A LESBIAN NSFW NSFT BLOG!!!! MEN AND MINORS DNI!!!!

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

This is getting a lot of notes again and is reminding me that I should try to get out for more walks in the nice autumn weather

[goodmiffy]

“you just think you’re better than people for not shopping on temu” yes i do because i am

[goodmiffy]

“you think you’re better than people because you don’t use chatgpt” oh boy

[bimmyjimmy]

hole is intriguing

[jimmyhoffathecat]

What’s in there…

[battletoads]

Frodo should've just swallowed that ugly ass ring. best case scenario his fucked up hobbit stomach acid ends up dissolving it, worst case scenario Sauron has to fist it out of his Bag End. a win-win.

[battletoads]

the only loser is sam, who'd have to watch in horror when sauron turns invisible halfway through gaping frodo's hobbit hole, elbow deep. like a muppet

[battletoads]

This, of course, is all irrelevant, because the second he found out, Sméagol would be spelunking in that hobbussy so deep he'd find balrogs

[moveslikekeithrichards]

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

[moveslikekeithrichards]

any shit resonates with you people

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

ur cats weird as fuck

Why I oughta

[rickybabyboy]

literally normal

[traegorn]

In case you haven't seen it, a high quality upload of the pumpkin head dance was uploaded to youtube -- UNEDITED. You see, only the first minute or so was ever aired.

BUT HE RECORDED A DANCE TO THE WHOLE SONG IN CASE THEY WANTED TO USE MORE.

May this be a blessing upon your timeline.

[justagoddamnpossum]

Ma! Watch me, not Matlock!

@mostlycatsmostly