Horny, Anxious Mistake

It's the internet. It's anonymous. You don't get to know anything about me fuck you

[dogpuppy]

[fattcactus]

Mew mew girl saving the day

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The world is full of so many niche fucking things that people are interested in.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I made this post after seeing something interesting discovered by "Minecraft seed hunters". Transcendent.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Should have considered that I am on the Minecraft Youtuber Website before posting an example that apparently every single person on Tumblr except for me was already very familiar with.

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[ghost-point]

I share seventeen library cards from different cities with sixteen of my friends on libby

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[nociceptrix]

me when I become the killer

[nezhanetwork]

the kingmaker 👑

[tsalala]

A mountain lion cub feasting on a mountain goat carcass. Photographed by Stay Wild Media.

[ziawouldntwannabeya]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Misinterpreted the angle of the goat head for a sec and was like "that kitty killed a fucking unicorn".

[ratuszarsenal]

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[hail-the-villainess]

Girls can have a berserk mode as a treat. fangs and glowing eyes and animalistic snarling are good enrichment for girls.

[dragongirlbunny]

[lady-viccy]

this is accessible after good foreplay

[0xb00b5]

@demilypyro

[scoliosisrick]

MADE THIS CONTRAPTION TODAY :)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Absolutely fascinating use of free will. Was it always your life's goal to get electrocuted in the shower while your screams are drowned out by the screams of The Machine?

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[curator-on-ao3]

I had to read this story in fourth grade.

Still messes me up to this day.

[kaomojiloser]

he didn't end up completing it at the end either.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[guillotinedream]

Project zomboid devs reading this before adding it to the roadmap

[the-haiku-bot]

Project zomboid devs

reading this before adding

it to the roadmap

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.