i'm strife

i make dumb little edits in my spare time, i like dotb, vocaloid, dragon quest and ff7 if you like my stuff pls reblog so others can see (icon by shinyorchids ♥)

[imintomemes]

emojis r like..... the og tone tags..... 😮

[spookysoda]

this is the fourth time he’s been imprisoned this month

[mop-bino]

Hear me out

[freakavoid0]

BOB

[puniper]

dragon quest 8 is a good game cause the main character has a rat in his pockets at all times and you can make it attack people on command

[puniper]

imagine this being the last thing you see before you die

[ruikh]

[kaito-so-cute]

Ah man! I got a-lot of things to do today!

[viscera-doodles]

[pink-apocalypse]

[yourfavewouldntfuckyou]

Benrey from Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware wouldn’t fuck you!

[imintomemes]

thank god for that.

[sm64mario]

Hey Mario, you've been to Half-Life a couple of times, how does that Gordon Freeman make you feel?

I’a like him! A quiet scientist in’a powerful armor carrying around tons of’a weapons and tools, taking on impossible odds! I’a bet we’d be good pals!

[sm64mario]

huh?

[imintomemes]

i dont know what that meeting is all about but i imagine this is how you two would talk during it.

[nflstreet]

[imintomemes]

btw more stuff coming soon from me, i can begin editing again so expect a few smash edits. especially with the latest dlc, shit hit me hard as an ff7 fan. 

[gayderogatory-moved-deactivated]

i have a disease that makes me talk about calhouns flat ass im sorry

[gayderogatory-moved-deactivated]

HDKSHSIDKDBIDNDBSIDMFBR THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT TOONY

[jpinesart]

ANY TIME YOURE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT CROIX

[jpinesart]

GORDON FREEMAN HAS NO ASS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT

[thethethethethesomething]

nO..  NO HE HAS CAKE I SWEAR.    I S W A  E R

[jpinesart]

ISNT HE WEARING A HUGE CHUNK OF METAL THO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THATS CAKE AND NOT THE BULK OF THE HEV SUIT

[thethethethethesomething]

NO HE HAS THE WHOLE TONKA TRUCK

[jpinesart]

IM CALLING FALSE EVIDENCE THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL

[thethethethethesomething]

THIS IS REAL I HAVE THE MODELS RIGHT HERE

[jpinesart]

HELLO????????????

[8th-agent]

gordon freeman has NO right to have an ass like that HELLO

[gayderogatory-moved-deactivated]

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE I REPEAT THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE

[jpinesart]

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED THIS

[half-a-life-left]

[kinblrdrama-archived]

[gordonsfatass]

I fucking knew it

[starmilkman]

so i have some head-canons……………

[zevsuit]

Just sharing this video because I haven’t seen it on hl tumblr yet 

Transcript: 

So, what’s your favorite PC game? 

NO not Quake

I’m talkin’ about HALF LIFE-

MEDIC

[maxkillertart]

just get in the damn car

[quadrupleshotgunhallway]

please watch this i cant stop thinking about it