Jay Park

You live and you learn, basically.

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

Is life real

[mugiwara--jm]

Are you fucking serious

[illkim]

[becausebirds]

2 birds, 1 almond.

[ewanmrozny]

#the sheer look of betrayal

[animejebbush]

[myrealityistheatre]

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

[tastefullyoffensive]

“The morning dew perfectly captured my dog’s erratic freedom run.” Photo by Babolattack (larger version)

[patsy-navarro]

nyoooooooom

[bigboykings]

Every day next week will be the same backwards: 5/10/15 5/11/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/15/15 5/16/15 5/17/15

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

Bruh

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[thotdell]

why yall stay bitter go eat your bean toast

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[jellicle-ball]

#i am a people not a water

[rubyredwisp]

Cara Delevigne and Emilia Clarke have an Eyebrow-Off (x)

[imjaypark]

two of my favs absolutely killin it

[michellothere]

thoughts 6/18

i have about 20 pages left of the book, but something that really resonated with me in eddie huang’s fresh off the boat:

Writers ask me: “So, should Americans be allowed to cook ethnic food they didn’t grow up with?”

I reply by asking: Are you interested in this food because it’s a gimmick you can apply to French or New-American food to separate yourself from others? Or, will you educate your customers on where that flavor came from? Will you give credit where it’s due or will you allow the media to prop you up as the next Marco Polo taking spices from the Barbarians Beyond the wall and “refining” them? The most infuriating thing is the idea that ethnic food isn’t already good enough because it goddamn is. We were fine before you came to visit and we’ll be fine after. If you like our food, great, but don’t come tell me you’re gonna clean it up, refine it, or elevate it because it’s not necessary or possible. We don’t need fucking food missionaries to cleanse our palates. What we need are opportunities outside kitchens and cubicles.

[niqabisinparis]

lmao first of all

someone about to wipe these streets wit ya ass (via niqabisinparis)

[mysharona1987]

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, June 2, 2015

[rosyish]

fuck

[activelydead]

this is so scary and this is real

[sadellite]

:( so disgusting. So true.

[friendlyrobot]

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team rocket theme & nicki’s verse in monster

[drakeisbad]

BYE

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

i hate everything lmao

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

i wasn’t ready

[howtobeafuckinglady]

you people need to be stopped 

[animetrashlord]

[yung-babushka-deactivated201709]

“if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission”

I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.

[yrbff]

we got you this puppy. her name is winnie.