Everything; Alls To Be Laughed At

Hey I'm Austin and this is my blog yo

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

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him.

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[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[sabertoothwalrus]

Please God give finn the catboy bf

you know what I WILL give Finn the catboy bf

for a while actually I had an idea in my head that Jake would eventually “retire” from adventuring, that he’s too old to physically keep doing it, except Finn is only 19-20 and in his prime and he can’t just stop adventuring!!! So he needs a new adventuring companion. And that companion becomes his love interest.

the other day I was looking at catboy memes and I realized that this character would HAVE to be a catboy. Initially I pictured a very stereotypical visual kei-style edgy early 2000′s anime catboy who’s morally ambiguous, but not only did I realize that’s a little too close to Marceline’s vibe (not quite, but close enough) but I also realized it’d be WAY FUNNIER if he were just like. A Regular Guy. but also a catboy

anyway here he is

[sabertoothwalrus]

wow I don’t think there’s legally any other choice

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[catchymemes]

[rslashrats]

hair stylists: are you sure you want to cut two inches off? short hair really doesn’t match your face shape :/ 

barbers: here you go man

[brothersincere-deactivated20210]

Soulmates have no concept of distance

[imjustamachineforpigs]

Guess this is what I get for caring 🤪

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[paprika]

[nulltype]

remember that time that all the unova gym leaders gathered to take down team plasma with their pokemon and brycen opted for hand to hand combat instead

[ballistique]

I would too if my Pokémon was cryogonal

[sexysilverstrider]

‘fuck pokemon battles what are YOUR stats’

[imjustamachineforpigs]

Idk what to do other than apologize n feel like shit apparently 🤪

[totalparksandrec]

[avantgardejazz-deactivated20220]

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

[sexhaver]

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

[embracingtheexhale-x]

Woah.

[wellillbedamned]

[spacetwinks]