Not A Teenage Dirtbag

I’m the dumb bitch that left and came back

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[legallybrunettedotcom]

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

[teaboot]

I was bad at traditional networking too so I just used “networking” events as an excuse to look for friends! Never gonna be rich or famous but I do now have a “network” of sorts- you just gotta decide what you value, and if you value experience more than opportunity then uu don’t have to be a social climber

[fivepebble]

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

[oaks-and-willows]

"Don't you feel satisfied that your windows are so clean now?" It sucked and it sucked and now I don't care. I just remember the sucking.

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[socialistexan]

I've never seen trad wives explained so perfectly. "Non-nude fetish content for sexist men"

[wings-of-angels]

How it feels to be a hater but u only hate in private with ur best friend so it hurts nobody

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[drearyhours]

the communist man of pesto

[redstonedust]

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

[redstonedust]

[imjustanotherbozoonthebus]

I live in Florida, USA

I hope everyone knows that we are just gonna steal now that our food is cut off

[allsadnshit]

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

[cannibalcaprine2]

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

[cannibalcaprine2]

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up

[punkitt-is-here]

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s even weirder when they’re the sort of YouTuber who only does sponsorships for things that they themselves use. Like apparently they don’t even know they’re selling snake oil.

[lordspoooky]

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[redstonedust]

i like when people say 'tiktoks with vine energy' and its just tiktoks that keep the joke under 6 seconds. like fair enough cant argue with that. that sure is vine energy.

[yiga-hellhole]

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

[dogpuppy]