ouff

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[monroeler3b]

[nyctosaurid]

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

[nyctosaurid]

powerful…

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Los

Angeles

[chubbymermaid87]

Is this for real?

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

I promise

[kingcheddarxvii]

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

[perriwinkle]

*knits myself a thong*

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[rehfan]

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

[spring-sent]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[blond-shell]

And office administrator Pamela Beesly Halpert is my best friend.

[teaonatrain]

when you succeed at something you usually suck at

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[memeuplift]

[spacedaydreams]

me in a horror movie

[dlubes]

1st text - Friday: 10:23PM

2nd text - Today 9:37PM

[trapcard]

AQSWEDRTEYKUTJ

[habitualshaker]

“sorry I just got your text are you still gonna kill me?”

[atarnishedcompass]

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

[southernsideofme]

[purpleskiesandcherrypies-deacti]

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

[lemonskittlesofficial]

i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this

[uncleromeo]

me and that long mug need to have a conversation about a hot fudge brownie sunday with cinnamon toast crunch

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[mosrael]

*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.