crackfic ideas i need to get on
for a checklist this is what I have: cashspringles
park bench pt 2
sawbeange
leblit/mobulevi
bubble tea shop
blipcakes
nug nug and the nut farm

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Cosmic Funnies
Jules of Nature

Product Placement

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Three Goblin Art
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$LAYYYTER
ojovivo

Kaledo Art

Andulka
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Peter Solarz
taylor price
tumblr dot com
will byers stan first human second
RMH
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seen from Malaysia

seen from China
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crackfic ideas i need to get on
for a checklist this is what I have: cashspringles
park bench pt 2
sawbeange
leblit/mobulevi
bubble tea shop
blipcakes
nug nug and the nut farm
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
this is what i was talking about by the way
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty
I FOUND THE ORIGINAL
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
affirmations for my printer:
you are not out of paper
you have so much paper
it’s okay to function as intended
you are not out of ink
i just refilled that cartridge last month
you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to
you’re allowed to print things
i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you
i dont "go on walks," i dont "use character sheets" and i dont "plot before writing," i raw dog it, and if it doesnt flow, I FUCKING CRY.
im afraid why is this my most liked post
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.
reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
academic conferences
Work meetings
Interviews
Auditory processing disorder
conversations with my cats who are yelling
Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it
Goncharov (1973)
How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know
ok I wanna make a poll now
What was your most beloved plushie as a child?
Bear
Dog
(Domestic) cat
Big cat
Equine (horse/zebra/donkey)
Rabbit/bunny
Sheep/lamb
Sea creature
Other domesticated animal
Other wild animal
Fantasy creature
Not an animal
(I know this isn't the most even way to represent animal groups but I tried to go off of what I saw mentioned most in the notes)
Reblogs for sample size appreciated!
This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.
Midnight conversations
This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂
Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you! X
MAC calling RILEY “RILES”