evil ghoul

18+, I like cooking and being vague. I know how to make juicy Lucys.

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[absolutelybatty]

Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group

[thethirdromana]

What most people think the challenges of polyamory are: jealousy, lack of commitment, insecurity.

What better-informed people think the challenges of polyamory are: calendar management, social stigma.

What the challenges of polyamory actually are: when your husband and your lover bond over classical music, and your lover suggests to your husband that he would really enjoy Stravinsky. And it turns out your husband does really enjoy Stravinsky, but unfortunately with the exception of the opening bit of Firebird, which is OK, you fucking hate Stravinsky. And the background music of your life is Stravinsky for months on end because your husband loves Stravinsky now. So even when the three of you meet up together it turns into Stravinsky Fan Club Time. Plus a third wheel of you.

[chaosspelledwrong]

The solution to any love triangle is always either polyamory or aromanticism. Both if you're brave enough. I don't make the rules.

[number-1-soup-fan]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Tiktok post by @ _urlovelyboyaurwen_ (he/him).

[animentality]

[polyamorousmood]

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

[silosworld]

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

[rincent-van-uggh]

[aromanticofficial]

official aro-polyam solidarity post

[polyam-aro-culture-is]

Might’ve already reblogged this but it needs to be said again

[nebulae-d]

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

[reader-from-nowhere]

being aroace makes me completely forget that talking about sex isn’t actually considered a casual conversation topic like talking about types of bread

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[octothinq]

Scoff. You guys only fuck with man boobs when they're on a muscular man. Tch. You aren't a real man boob enjoyer unless you fuck with fat man boobs too. You're just a poser. You'll never be able to defeat the demon lord.

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[cryptotheism]

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[circusheart]

On some level you have to admire how gay men will turn literally anything into an excuse to show nudes

[circusheart]

Like come on I don't want to hear about cyclosporiasis while you're jerking your dongggg

[archie-sunshine]

completed onstream shockwave shibari commission for @jkbetti !! tysm for commissioning!

[winonaparadise]

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

[inkfox]

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

[inkfox]

oh god. oh fuck

[wannabe-werecat]

@frauggiethecreature