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[immissana]

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[lilywankenobi-deactivated201901]

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

[yekkes]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

[aquelllla]

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

[yekkes]

[nellabellavita]

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

[alunit]

““Good Morning” “How was your day?” “Be careful” “Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe” “Sweet dreams” “How are you?” “I hope you’re feeling better” “Have a good day today!” “:)” “I miss you” “Good night” “Can you come over?” “Can I come over?” “Can I see you?” “Can I call you?” “You’re beautiful” “Want something to drink?” “Watch your step” “Let’s watch a movie” “What are you up to?” “How is your day so far?” “It will be okay” “I’m here for you” “Do you need anything?” “Are you hungry?” “I just wanted to hear your voice” “You just made my day” … You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.”

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[richardmadens-archive]

[potteryet]

Alright, hear me out here. Peter Pettigrew became a Death Eater behind everyone’s back. He was a spy for a whole year and no one suspected him, his friends still trusted him to the point of choosing him as Secret Keeper. The Potters were murdered, but Voldemort fell and he knew Sirius was aware of his betrayal. He took Voldemort’s wand and hid it, then he couldn’t have had much time to come up with a plan, but he did. When confronted by Sirius the next day, Peter managed to kill 12 people with one single spell, while simultaneously framing Sirius for his crime and faking his own death. Everyone bought the story completely, Sirius went to Azkaban and he managed to stay hidden as a rat for 12 years (3 of which he was very close to Harry Potter the whole time). This was the perfect crime. And then, when the truth finally came out… he managed to escape again. Alone, after 12 years living as a rat, he retrieved Voldemort’s wand, fled the country and somehow tracked down Voldemort who was hidden in a forest in Albania and didn’t even have a body. Before even finding him, he ran into a Ministry witch and figured she’d be useful, so he overpowered her and took her over to his master – and this gift from Wormtail is what made possible Voldemort’s entire plot in the Goblet of Fire. Now, Peter managed to restore him to a baby body. Peter had to be the one to make sure they survived and follow every instruction to their plans: taking the Riddle house, retrieving Crouch Jr, capturing Moody and finally completing the ritual to restore Voldemort’s body.

Now consider all that and imagine thinking of Peter as the dumb, useless marauder. He most definitely was not.

[theluminator]

his first time at the beach and………… 😭💦

[a-framed-dog]

Oooh noooooo

[catchymemes]

[gingersofficial]

[meanplastic]

hillary not even flinching is the energy i’m taking into 2019

[jeanne-parmesan]

I wanna know why he thought that was the coat check guy

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[bluehairedspidey]

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

[duckflyfly]

haha you wish

[junco666]

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

[geekygothgirl]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[sunnysundown]

Guillermo del Totoro

[sherlockianonfire91]

@theanisplanet

[theanisplanet-deactivated202107]

gasp

[ruinsmami]

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

[nineteen90two]

Dead ass

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20190]

growing pains

[isabellaofparma]

[weloveshortvideos]

[passionatedarling]

😂😂😂

[incognegroo]

Big mood

[pioneerman]

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

[icameas-roman]

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

Paranoia Agent (2004) dir. Satoshi Kon