Everything that kills me, makes me feel alive

“A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?" "Well, sweetheart," I tell her, "yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.” ― Chuck Palahniuk

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immortalmccormick started following you

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Oh look. It’s Kenny. What’s going on, man?

[immortalmccormick]

Hey Stan! Nothing much, just wandering around town. How about you?

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How is it empty when you ate my pizza???

i’m a big girl i’m still not full >__>

[immortalmccormick]

sucks for you

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NO YOU FEED ME

[immortalmccormick]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT??

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idk 8(

[immortalmccormick]

yeah exactly >8(

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my tummy is empty and you’re being mean >8”(

[immortalmccormick]

How is it empty when you ate my pizza???

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NO YOU FEED ME

[immortalmccormick]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT??

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idk 8(

[immortalmccormick]

yeah exactly >8(

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NO YOU FEED ME

[immortalmccormick]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT??

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I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A SCREENCAP OF THEM ALL DRESSED UP BUT THEN KYLE LOST HIS ARMS

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nooooo I’m busy

[immortalmccormick]

IM HUNGRY

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ME TOO

[immortalmccormick]

FEED ME

[immortalmccormick]

Why not? Im sure your singing voice is lovely 

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I can’t fucking sing, that’s why.

[immortalmccormick]

You can hum me to sleep!

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nooooo I’m busy

[immortalmccormick]

IM HUNGRY

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immortalmccormick replied to your post:♒

I dont wanna. Maybe you should sing me to sleep

Go the fuck to sleep, Mccormick. I’m not singing to you.

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Why not? Im sure your singing voice is lovely 

[immortalmccormick]

>8”(

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is this about your pizza

[immortalmccormick]

yeah 8”(

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I said i’d buy you another one!!!

[immortalmccormick]

buy me it now

[immortalmccormick]

>8”(

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is this about your pizza

[immortalmccormick]

yeah 8"(

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john-turvolta replied to your post:>8”(

>B”))

>B”((

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>B”O

[immortalmccormick]

>XO

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UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER

FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT

SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD

AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED

I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

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shhh the pickles are sleeping

[immortalmccormick]

john-turvolta replied to your post:>8”(

>B”))

>B"((

[immortalmccormick]

>8"(

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