I Was Crazy Once

Please Sergio Castellitto all I need is one chance hello I am normal and love to hyperfixate on yaoi usually I'm also columbos_slutty_waist on ao3 feel free to chat me up friendys

[columbossluttywaist]

intro post

hello my name is al (short for alfred)

im a single pringle (pansexual) 😼😼

please note I am a minor (15)!! do not be weird pls

use he/him pronouns for me

I am atheist and despite being really into christian media (conclave, jcs) I do not believe in it

I am not diagnosed with anything but it's pretty clear that there's. definitely something going on.

I am woke and believe in human rights

atm I'm into:

-classic rock (abba, the beatles, elton john, david bowie, queen)

-star trek tos, tng, and ds9 (spirk & mcspirk, chulu, qcard, daforge, garashir)

-80s movies (bill and ted, tron, jurassic park, phantom of the paradise, top gun)

-exception non-80s movies (mamma mia, maid in manhattan, tdwp, anatomy of a fall, superman 2025, frankenstein 2025, wake up dead man)

-steven universe

-some of my favorite actors are stanley tucci, sergio castellitto, swann arlaud, sandra hüller, and dan shor

-I have this really weird obsession with "white christmas (1954)." I resonate with phil davis and bob wallace on a spiritual level. forbidden wartime yaoi

[columbossluttywaist]

me when they start playing zombie by the cranberries and not a single soul gaf that it is one of the most intense artistic renditions of ptsd and the horror of war

[astercontrol]

I love being unhinged about a character in ways only fans online will ever get

But what I love even more is being unhinged about a character in ways only 2 or 3 VERY SPECIFIC fans will get because they've hyperfixated on details that NO ONE ELSE has

We all love Ram from Tron.

A bunch of us also love Dan Shor in general, and some other characters he's played, just cause he is so amazing.

But how many have

-screamed over Pete Brady in Strange Behavior and his delightfully goofy (though probably mind-control-influenced) confidence in being a short king-- specifically how he talks himself up to his date by calling himself "135 pounds of twisted iron and steel" and "a gourmet shrimp"

-turned this into a meme of using the 🦐 shrimp emoji as shorthand for Ram and whatever other incarnation of Dan Shor we're currently squeeing about

-used the 🍤 breaded shrimp emoji for Roy Kleinberg specifically because it's a popcorn shrimp

-there is maybe 1 person in the world who I could straight-up identify in person solely because of the specific way they'd react to the sentence "are you saying a gourmet shrimp popped this corn?" and i think that's beautiful

[ultrakillblast]

Behind the scenes of TRON (1982)

[columbossluttywaist]

you could tell my greatest fear was being a failure from when I cried after not being able to answer a single trivial pursuit question when I played for the first time at thirteen years old

[columbossluttywaist]

why doesn't tumblr let me report people who are harassing me cmon man

[columbossluttywaist]

whenever I need a serotonin boost I go to my folder that's just pictures of dan shor

[nebularanger]

How tf do you even tag Tron the character seperately from Tron the franchise

[columbossluttywaist]

OMG YOU LOOK SO COOL CAN WE BE FRIENDS LIKE PRETTY PLEASE

ALSO COLUMBO OUT IN THE WILD??

OUAH OKAY YA HELLO YES LETS BE FRIENDS HUZZAH

ALSO COLUMBO YAY I LIKE COLUMBO

[lauren-ce]

May I draw attention to just how cursed Agnes Tachyon and Taiki Shuttle's valentines day "chocolates" are

Mihono Bourbon is also on a different level:

girl thats literally Parts

[transmuting-lead-into-girl]

in this day and age if you offer me RAM on valentine s day the panties hit the floor

[columbossluttywaist]

[alechugh]

whats your move if you see this cat on the street trying to break into your house

It’s looks like a good kitty.. I’d open the door and apologize for not unlocking it sooner, give him little treats while petting his head, probably let him rearrange my entire life

[notegotisical]

so like a week or two ago i had a very interesting dream abt a bigender boygirl named rufus and a guy named bob and they were both highschool age about??

and they were in a beautiful relationship that transcended the boundaries of romance and friendship. the thing is. i was rufus

it was great

here’s a rough sketch of the two. for some reason bob looked and acted a lot like flynn. and rufus acted a lot like tron.

it was sweet. bob was wonderful. a whirlwind, but wonderful. i kind of miss him sometimes

[columbossluttywaist]

i call ye dan shor lovers i've made this decent loaf of decent bread to feed the like five of us

[columbossluttywaist]

if they let oscar isaac back in star wars he is not gonna restrain himself he's not gonna waste his chance again and he is going to make out with john boyega no matter how many times they make them reshoot

[columbossluttywaist]

oh we know

[columbossluttywaist]

I feel like these belong together

[columbossluttywaist]

oh we know

[columbossluttywaist]

they should not have given me this game 🥰🥰