God of Pigs

Hey It's me, yknow that one guy haha Heehoo | Bi and astonishing (he/him)

[crystalldragon]

[lmaonade]

[griancraft]

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

[bird-cannibalism]

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

[rougey]

"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"

[findingfeather]

“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective. 

[1863-project]

"Attention K-Mart Shoppers" <- qualifies as vintage

[jay-works]

"Y'all" <- y'all

[revcleo]

"hey fuckers" - casual, ambiguous

[sundere1181]

"attention, freaks. It's me." -dhmis quote

[theoneofwhomisblue]

I just say "you" with a broad gesture

[the-lumpfish-queen]

"chat" <- let's everyone know you would put any of them into the grinder without hesitation

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

mothers and fuckers of the jury

[caffeinated-octopus]

humans & co

[vileviale]

Fellow creatures

[muckmagister]

just start talking without addressing anyone at all, watch as they each tune in to whatever ridiculous shit you're saying

[cosmere-cat]

Welcome back, punks and rebels

[x-ca1iber]

“KILLERS AND RENEGADES, LIARS AND THIEVES” <- fun, loud, and a mechs quote

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[super-metroid]

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

[the-trans-exo]

[supermariomamafucker]

[supermariomamafucker]

His fine underwhater because its seal

[imninjapig]

I wanted to put this online. I made this a while ago.

[groovyjess]

I wanted to post this because the way he tells his little story is so funny.

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

yall know what a dorcopsis is?

kangaroo corrupted by dark forces

[ejacutastic]

that’s an italian greyhound

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[thedankmemes]

[1234713]

[kaijuno]

[raystie]

what the hell did he mean by this

[unclefather]

[crazy-brazilian]

[imninjapig]

Dang I got logged out of tumblr on my computer and I just found out it’s been about three months since I’ve logged back it

[young-replica]

[frozenspots]

huggable boy!..

[seer-of-mind]

[mmm-asbestos]

the ASSUMPTION

that i will not GIGGLE and CACKLE

is FALSE

[mmm-asbestos]

get those british words away from me