The Story of my Unfortunate Life

This is where I post stupid shit people say and what I think about at 3am

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I swear that sleeping bags are the worst thing for my ocd and anxiety.

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So my best friend told me that she was going to do something iconic

She then took a hoot, ate a bite of pizza and then sprayed her face with rose water.

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Do you ever get a song that you don’t know stuck in your head, and then you confuse it with another song, so then you have that song stuck in your head instead.

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So I just went through my first breakup three days ago, and I can sincerely say that I was more heartbroken when Rory and Dean broke up in Gilmore Girls.

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Just another 3am thought...

When you breath in a smell when you breath out does it still smell like what you breathed in or do your lungs filter out the smell?

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Does anyone want to volunteer to be my emotional support while I read War Storm? because god knows I'm gonna need it.

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So can any other swimmers tell me if the chlorine has ever tasted sweet to them? Maybe it's just me but every once and a while it teases sweet and no one believes me.

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The best compliment I ever reseved

Was when my best friend asked me for food in English, and when I gave her a piece of cake she told me " Your going to go to a special place in hell, for those that still need to be there but aren't as bad as everyone else. "

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Am I the only one who is concerned that Riverdale season 2 will never end?

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Do you ever just listen to a playlist or song you haven't heard in a while and get that feeling of comfort

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Just another 3am thought

A poem that rhymes in English wouldn't rhyme in other languages because the words aren't the same. It would be the same for a poem with rhythm. So what happens to Shakespeare which is known for its rhythm? Are shakespeare's sonnets like not a big deal in other languages?

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Maybe 2018 will be the year the world finally runs out of High School Musical merchandise.

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Remember in elementary school when people would ask you how to spell OK as a joke? How come we didn't just spell it Okay? How did they hide that from us?

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In my social studies class we're learning about climate and weather. The first day our teacher asked us what we wanted to learn, and me being the basic tumbler bitch that I am said " If frozen rain is hail or freezing rain than what's snow? " And I blew everyone's mind. Because you just kinda assume that it would be rain frozen, but it can't be.

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Just another 3 am thought...

So if you could change all of the letters on a keyboard to the letters of another language, like Russian, you could in theory write in Russian, because there A is still our A. But it would only work if it was another alphabet completely. It wouldn't work in French because we use the same alphabet. Am I delirious or does this kinda make sense?

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You know it's winter, and static is in the air when your ear buds crackle when you move.