Happily Never After

Male, 20, Gay, Just all around weird

[ruinedchildhood]

Teen Titans Go! To The Movies (2018)

[blockingthesun]

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

[gaytransgirl]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[regularlesbian]

I bestow upon you the title: Sandwich Slut

[regularlesbian]

Now go forth and Kill

[quaadude]

When jumba made 625

[miyaharasatoko]

Karina Manta and Joseph Johnson skate their free dance to “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” at the 2019 US Figure Skating Championships. They are the first ice dance team in which both partners are openly LGBTQ, and scored a personal best by over 10 points in this segment.

[inqorporeal]

The original link goes to a dead video, so here’s a fresh link

They’re so damn good holy shit

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the way they move they seriously look like two extensions of the same body, as if they’re both acting on the same impulse. The way they glide is incomprehensible to me. This is so cool!

[jackironsides]

The gifs don’t even do that routine justice, Good Lord. I got what my old choir director called ‘the tingle factor’ watching that – when all the hair stands up on the back of your neck because something’s so good.

[weatherfjord-deactivated2022042]

This is so good! I love it!!

[imnotlively]

Umbreon really doesn’t scare easily. TS Inktober day 6.

[chewbacca]

Mary Poppins (1964) dir. Robert Stevenson

[bob-artist]

[fire-rains-deactivated20210614]

Lmfao

[imnotlively]

Ah, the good old days of tumblr.

[renthony]

Terrible Character Ideas:

A monk based on a European Christian archetype. They have sworn a sacred oath to defeat the giant snail plaguing the countryside.

A dragonborn desperately trying to convince the party that they’re really an aarakocra with a skin condition that made their feathers fall out.

Your standard horny bard, but they play a washboard. 

A sentient hat piloting a mannequin.

A dark elf who’s afraid of the dark, and terrified of spiders.

A peasant farmer who joined the adventure because they’re going through a midlife crisis and want to ~find themself.~

A druid who got involved because they’re the party’s weed dealer.

A werewolf who doesn’t believe in the moon.

[catgoblinchelly]

op change the title to “Great”

[pagerunner-j]

OP are you kidding

THESE ARE AMAZING

[dat-soldier]

what if they were all in the same group tho

[weavemama]

tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point

[imnotlively]

And yet people who live here seem appalled that I call this country trash and want to live somewhere else.

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[honigimohr]

@ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards

[poems-and-word]

[kittyb4e]

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

like a year ago I saw a trailer for Some Fucking Romcom where I thought for the first thirty seconds the plot was “bride asks her gay brother and his boyfriend to get heterosexual dates for her wedding”

turns out the plot actually was “bride asks her two Commitmentphobic ™ brothers to get dates for her wedding” which, lame

I like my idea, where two gay dudes and two lesbians have to pretend to be straight for an entire weekend 

“I can definitely pretend to be straight,” Lesbian One says, “I successfully pretended to be a straight man for twenty years.”

“No,” her girlfriend Lesbian Two says, “no you definitely didn’t.”

Lesbian Two, who is butch, discovers an eyelash curler. “What is this, a torture device?”

Gay Guy One hooks up with the DJ, the wedding planner, three caterers and the best man. Shenanigans happen as he narrowly avoids getting caught by the bride.

Gay Guy Two, of course, finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the groom.

At the climax of the movie Gay Guy One falls out of the closet where he’s making out with his latest conquest, the florist. The bride screams, eyeliner smearing from tears, about how he’s RUINING HER WEDDING and she didn’t choose to have a brother who was QUEER and why didn’t he ever think about HER and why couldn’t he just pretend to be NORMAL for her SPECIAL DAY–

the groom is like “honey, I’m bi”

the bride says “no, you’re not! you’re marrying me! you’re straight now!”

and then the wedding is called off and Gay Guy Two and the groom live happily ever after. the after-credits scene is Lesbian Two suspiciously poking her eyelids with an eyelash curler

[redshiftsinger]

Please write this movie.

[audiaphilios]

Play It Straight (2019)

[camehereforfriends]

IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS GEM BACK TO LIGHT

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[kony2012official]

I cannot stop fucking up at work and all of it is 100% my fault and I just want to fuckin die omg

[hydro-homies]

Spider sense

[memehumor]

It still counts as stealth if no one lives to tell about it

[tcup-chipped-deactivated2025010]

Lawful Evil