Story of My Life.

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[transangelicism]

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[transangelicism]

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[leaving-earth]

[guerrillatech]

[jaubaius]

Fearless praying mantis

[thereadingaddic7]

@ghost-mantis

[sindri42]

I’m like ‘what the fuck little dude that is not a good place to be you will be hit by all of the sparks’

and then the little dude is like ‘do not worry I will simply parry all the sparks’

[allineedistostudy]

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[quasi-normalcy]

TFW you’re definitely not operating an apartheid state

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

i love megan fox

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[frogmp3]

her mind… unparalleled

[stalactites]

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

Rich people will just buy anything huh?

[prideprejudce]

me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp

WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SWIM IN THAT SWIMSUIT? JUST LAKES? 

[always-bookgasming]

I thought this was an exaggeration but these are also from the website:

The models look so pained

[prguitarman]

When you hit the Randomize button on the character select screen

[black-geek-supremacy]

Lmao what is this shit?

[dicapito2-deactivated20230424]

Gucci baby!

[xmagnet-o]

I have every right to harass you if you buy Gucci

[lesbians-love-samwilson]

Isn’t this just Harry styles closet

[nuka-rockit]

Imagine spending thousands of dollars to look like a toddler who got into mom & dads closet to play dress up

[just-for-ship]

They needed captions

[starshipcaptainjojo]

#outfits you wind up wearing because they have amazing stats

Venus don’t hide this in the tags lmao

[liberalsarecool]

Workers owning the means of production. Sharing the profits. #CopyAndPaste

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[theevenprime]

Punch Sibling (1x/long rest).

[frogitivity]

Huh maybe autistic people are seen as gullible bc we grow up being told our perception of the world is wrong so we’re filled with so much self doubt that we believe everyone else over ourselves

[frogitivity]

“That doesn’t sound right but I’m too afraid to disagree”

[chickenonabicycle]

You’re correct, I think.

The gullibility is part of it, but it cuts even deeper.

“I keep hearing sounds that nobody else can hear, so maybe I’m imagining things? Why do I do that? What’s wrong with me?”

“This physically hurts me, but everyone tells me that’s impossible and my teacher even punished me for telling lies, so I guess I really did make it up.”

“I really want to do this thing but I can’t because it feels like there’s an invisible wall weighing me down and my brain won’t do what I tell it to, but my parents said that’s just laziness and that I should build some character and just do it, so I guess I really am lazy.”

(Fictional quotes based on an amalgam of things I’ve actually heard people say.)

Is anyone really surprised we don’t trust our gut feeling any more or have trouble getting medical help?

[chickenonabicycle]

So this popped up on my dash again and I know it’s been ages since I wrote this addition to the original post but I still fucking stand by it. That autistic gullibility everyone talks about? There’s no way that’s not at least partly fuelled by being gaslit from an early age on about a large part of our experiences.

The more I learn about autism and trauma, the more I’m convinced the current view of autism is largely informed by trauma in autistic people.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thedreadpiratejames]

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This could literally be an Onion article

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

[lastvalyrian]

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

[nanoland]

checked it out and uh

‘small room’ is generous, motherboard 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[chickenstab]

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

[chickenstab]

look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love

[vederlicht]

Yo, you want some adorable non-fruit bats? Gotcha covered, pals!

Long Eared Bat, huge ears and an adorable face!

Mexican Free Tailed Bat, named for the fact that their uropatagium (back leg membrane) doesn’t cover their tail, leaving them with a teeny mouse-like tail. 

Gould’s Wattled Bat, they got some pearly white sharp teeth, but they tell great jokes and always laugh at yours too. 

“HAHAHAHAHA!”

Hoary Bat, AKA the bat that looks like they’re covered in powdered sugar.

Bulldog Bat, a bulldog… with wings <3 

Vampire Bat, often seen as creepy, but they’re actually really cute. Also fun fact, vampire bats live in a social structure where able-bodied bats go out and feed and then share part of their meal with old/weak/sick members who cannot forage themselves. No survival of the fittest here, every bat helps every bat out <3 

And lastly, the Painted Bat, and yes, those are its actual colors. Can’t get any more Halloween than that <3 

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

@definitely-a-living-human bat!

[mccaffertys-bib]

yall are IGNORING hammerhead bat

[ripe]

i could get so much done if only i could get stuff done

[netflixandnudez]

No one warned me that coming into your own also includes grieving the life you were conditioned to believe you wanted.