Come On Sleepy Head

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[cozyfrog-deactivated20220717]

Pick him up. you gotta

[fortooate]

HRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH––

[tackled]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Can I get a round of adios motherfuckers

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[moami]

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

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Connotative Words

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[tackled]

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[melisica]

(by Isadora Mattiolli)

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[ultimate-fandom-freak-blog]

Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me

[flyngdream]

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

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[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[randomslasher]

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

[gardenofroseandthorn]

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

[murdeirin-deactivated20181206]

Beanbag Santana😽

[phdbff]

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf