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The crew.

A fun commission of a pirate OC

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I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

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psycho killer

qu’est-ce que c’est

run run run run run run away

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“Tiny Leaders

The Rules: Tiny Leaders is a Commander variant with the following rules modifications: no card may have a CMC greater than three, all decks must contain exactly 50 cards including your commander, and all life totals start at 25. There is also a separate banned list that can be...

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Fe Maiden

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Pb Zeppelin

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Freddie Hg

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i really wanted to add to this but all the good jokes Ar

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This post is pure Au

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These jokes are Na fine

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These puns are B me

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What’s wrong cat got your W?

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In case anyone wanted to know exactly how long the homestuck gigapause lasted

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Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

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According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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yxxxxing

ohcorny

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

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Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc.

The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.