I love the internet.

Valerie she/her/hers US, Wisconsin Trying my best

[distinguishedbaloney]

[hollowboobtheory]

what if vampires aren't affected by the sun they all just heard the stories and decided not to push their luck

[hampstersonspeed]

what if you CAN eat asbestos and construction companies have been hoarding their, delicious delicious asbestos for years

[hollowboobtheory]

YOU. you get it

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[thatsbelievable]

[deceptipup]

bad news everyone

i exist

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Gam Gam’s Hot Banana Water

[taorluath-deactivated20221106]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[adora-korra]

Merriam-Webster’s social media is the only thing giving me hope in these dark times

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[shmoobeardraws]

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

[protectwoc]

this is so fucking funny

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Big suffering!

[squided]

The twelve months of 2020

[fev9r]

the one true ally

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[sinmonger]

PSYCHO (1960) | dir. Alfred Hitchcock

We all go a little mad sometimes.

[therightprometheanfire]

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

[dailydwgifs]

TENROSE + Best Quotes (requested by @jo-laurie)

- Can I just say, travelling with you? I love it.

- Me, too.

[dadphone]

y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

forbidden pockys

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

what is happening