local bastard destroys everything

bruh // vil - they - basard// DAGOTH UR CATCHES ALL MY UWUS

[imperial-twink]

hello tumblr dot com 

[deactivated202301041250-deactiv]

behold that post that’s been making rounds every so often w the candidates 

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the kids arent supposed to go in the cubbies unless they really need something but these 2 girls were sitting in there lookin mischievous so i go to investigate & theyre huddled around this like magnadoodle where one of them is writing “PISS” in big ass letters

[moveslikekeithrichards]

artistic rendition

[ayauesugi-moved-deactivated2022]

Is this a valid take?

Anyway tag yourselves I’m edgy bitch and dumbass thot.

[verycorrectlotr]

i found this alignment chart,,

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[lubricates]

important!!!!!

[bloodyredbougiegold]

holy shit this guys a hero

[meangirlnurse]

discourse about Anne Frank’s sexual orientation is distasteful because she never had a chance to grow up and determine her identity for herself because she, a child, was murdered by Nazis for being Jewish.

and if you need to think of Anne Frank as bi to care about her and her experiences, then you should think really long and hard about why “being murdered by Nazis for being Jewish” was otherwise insufficient for you.

[2hunted-deactivated20220906]

*main character becomes a villain* oh my GOD… oh MY GOd do that again

[chradi]

*main character becomes a villain against their own will* oh my GOD… oh MY GOOOODDDDDDDDD

[keyblack-hl]

*villain gets a redemption arc and becomes a main character *

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

#i’m all of these at once

[gaypeopletwitter]

[memes-r-memes]

This is exactly what I expect when I order a 42-inch tv

[official-cisphobe]

on this blog we love and support women who go by traditionally masculine names, men who go by traditionally feminine names, and nonbinary people who want swords

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

THIS IS SO FUNNY DLSNSKSKKZ????

[glumshoe]

The Church: “There is no ‘patron saint of homoeroticism’.” Every artist who has ever painted St. ‘Penetrated By Many Arrows’ Sebastian in the history of Western art: “Oh, no, of course not.” Those artists’ boyfriends: [already stripping off their clothes to pose] “Ha ha so we’re agreed that is going to be as suggestive as we can possibly make it, right?”

[glumshoe]

The Church: “Wow, beautifully done. Exquisitely crafted. But uh… is he winking?”

Artist: “No he’s uh. He’s got one eye closed to symbolize how he’s half-dead?”

The Church: “Oh, brilliant symbolism. And his blissful expression is one of holy rapture, correct?”

Artist: “…yeah. Yeah, for sure. Holy rapture.”

[saltydorkling-deactivated202503]

[glumshoe]

The Church: “Uh technically we commissioned a painting of the martyrdom of St. Sebastian. He survived the arrows. You know he was clubbed to death, right? That’s what makes him a martyr?”

Artist: “Yeah… but that’s not even a little bit sexy. How am I supposed to show off his shredded physique if he’s not got a jaunty angle to his hip and an alluring expression?”

The Church: “Your art is good so we’re going to pretend we didn’t hear you say that.”

[cybercrimer]

i go to the dmv to pick up my id and they hand me this:

[mens-rights-activia]

Wrote a song about my least favourite trope

[marxcult]

friendly reminder that…

when the only poc in a character lineup is an antagonist, that has very racist implications whether they’re intentional or not. while representation matters and is important, it only counts when it’s positive representation. representing a marginalized group of people only through an antagonist, villain, or otherwise unlikeable character is negative representation, and might be harmful to the community you’re representing.

[redrobotgt]

Just asking the important questions

[toragay-remade-deactivated20200]

FACTS

[p0dunkpunk]

For those of you who don’t know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop.

Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop.

There are three in particular who call me Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom. The rest refer to me as “Miss”.

They’ve decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.)

Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldn’t get out when I told him to leave.

About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc.

I’d left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes.

When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. He’d wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays.

He’d also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which I’m not sure whether I should scold him for. Haha)

They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed.

I’m fucking crying.

[casanova-lives]

Kindness begets kindness.

[kotas-dump]

Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone who’s nice to you is the most chaotic good thing i’ve ever heard. <3