You Cannot Kill Me In A Way That Matters

23 | Leon | He/Him | Not really on here anymore hit me up on Discord for responses : penxdragon

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[weirdmageddon]

[slizigizard]

[ovadrive]

[youthetrevival]

You know how mad I’d be if this happened to me in real life?

[thotty-crippin]

You’d be dead?

[youthetrevival]

Yeah, but, I’d be mad as hell about it.

[raejin99]

[oldwomenyuri123]

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

[atopfourthwall]

Who has no mouth and needs to scream NOW, asshole?

[porcelain-rob0t]

i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[halliserres]

[atrioventricularvalves]

OSHA eat your heart out

[woodrider]

me, using reddit as a last resort: Hey guys I need help with this issue I'm having. does anybody know of a fix?

reddit mod: Yes, we all do. If you don't, you're stupid. Also, your dumb ass should have read the rules before posting this because your question was already answered in a post 3 years ago. Btw you're banned now

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

[socpens]

me when i find out a game has object physics

[tekehu]

DAVRIN, the Grey Warden

[talbas]

[official-sokka]

Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[onlinebeast]

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

[onlinebeast]

Uh Oh

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

I got a bad feeling about this

[onlinebeast]

You and me both Rainbow Dash

[pilss43]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

[cyrilnihil]

they're teasing each other