Fantasy and Reality are One in the Same

@imperialguardkin

Hey I'm aya! I'm a guardkin asexual agender imperial agnostic who's born in the wrong millenia. I know I am meant for protecting my lord and master but my parents just don't get it. Pronouns: Guard/Guardself/Guard Interests: Metalwielding, music, writing, reading :3 Triggers: littering .... lawbreaking.... animal abuse (especially chickens).... telling me skyrim or the elder scroll series is bad.... archery.... exposed kneecaps Any mention of these things will get you banned. I heard this place was safe. Please don't show me wrong.

37 posts

Posts

fuckinkindagauche

So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

#childhood ruined

I'm a Dunmerkin. How do you guardkin feel about us Dark Elf-bloods? I've come across many Imperial-bloods in my travels through the ashwastes and found them to be strong, capable fighters and all around good people.

I can agree that they are overall good beings as long as they adhere to the ironclad and fair rules of the empire.

Hey....I LITTERED, LOITERED, PUNCHED A CHICKEN TO DEATH WITH MY FISTS, SOLD SKOOMA, AND WORE SHORTS THAT EXPOSED MY KNEES. SPOOKY SCARY. ISN'T THIS JUST SOOOOOOOOOOO TRIGGERING.

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU. IF YOU COULDN'T BE ANONYMOUIS YOU WOULDNT BE DOING THIS I BET YOUR ONE OF THOSE NASTY FOURCHANNERS ARENT YOU. I WONT LET YOU DEFEAT MY NEED TO EXPRESS MYSELFF

What is your accuracy towards shooting chickens with a daedric bow? I'm running at ~87.45% right now, and I feel like I could get my accuracy rating up a bit higher. Any pointers?

I can't believe you're hunting chickens :((((( that's a terrible thing to do and I don't know why you're doing this. They're peaceful innocent creatures and shouldn't be assaulted by any adventurer because they feel whimsical.

I would really advise a counselor because that's animal cruelty :(

The thought of arrows and chickens even near each other just makes me want to cry :'''((((((((

2d-girl-deactivated20160627

JUST a FRIENDLY reminder that it is HIGHLY ILLEGAL and is CULturAL APPROPrIaTION to have a SKELETON/BONES IN YOUR BODY UNLESS YOU ARE SKELETON-KIN.!!111!!1!111!1!!!1one!!!

Friendly reminder that you can't assume a person's gender, sexuality, or inner being by looking at them. People look at me and see a straight female human. They don't understand how much emotional trauma this causes me.

#otherkin #this has been a psa

dboybaker

axmxz

Always reblog Horror of Self-Awareness Cat.

ulibeanzz

it is amazing how adults wonder why teenagers are online so much while they continually ignore and dismiss all of their thoughts and feelings. like geez i wonder why kids these days would turn to the internet, a place where they can interact with others and receive an abundance of the support and attention they lack in their daily lives

sixpenceee

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie.

SOURCE

joshisasoftie-deactivated201912

THIS IS SOME MOSES SHIT

monkeysaysficus

THIS IS SOME SHIT UP WITH WHICH WE WILL NOT PUT

imperialguardkin

KILL IT ALL WITH FIRE

malen-kuruf

I'm done.

I'm tired of pretending to be happy and okay with life. I'm in a dead end job and don't know where I'm going in life. No one understands how I feel and they never will. They make fun of me and I'm tired of just going along and letting them use me as cheap entertainment. Why should I even bother going through tomorrow.

#tired #im done