Shitposts and Gay

yup just a lot of fucking garbage

[jaschicken1]

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[lileggyboi]

We are living in the worst timeline

[autisticeducator]

He was so hated, Sesame Street made fun of him.

Let’s consider that for a second. Sesame Street. A show for three year olds.

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

Yo when are we going to stop letting military recruiters into high schools

[honeyelk]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cringing at your past self is basically proof of yourself having had character development

[amoyed]

[drearyhours]

this year we oppress apple users

[parrythisyoufilthycasual]

we’re already being oppressed by apple leave us be

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

[nohetero]

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

[thepfa]

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

[diseonfire]

Well that backfired spectacularly.

[sabbatine]

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

[cassafra5]

[yimmypee]

young con-going teens: vic mignogna is a serial predator

women in their 30s: vic mignogna has been a serial predator since he was a youth gospel singer and having to see my children watch anime featuring his voice has been both triggering and terrifying on behalf of my daughters safety

vic mignognas male coworkers: it is open knowledge that this man is a shitbag and we have severed ties with him for years

vic mignognas employers and con gigs: we have conducted official internal investigations and accrued enough evidence to forever fire this man

loli icons on twitter: Unsatisfactory. Nothing but hearsay. Pathetic little femoids, where is the proof? 🧐

[golfgalaxy]

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

[undergroundcities-deactivated20]

When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds

[midnightjellys]

starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets

[fucktheevanuris]

ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because now you’re An Asshole™ who understands

[mostlyvoidpartlyplants]

Someone: Hey what time is it?

Me: What?

Someone: Wha-

Me: It’s 3:20

[attack0npotato]

This is actually a thing, while visual info takes 0.1 seconds to process, auditory infor can take 3 to 4 seconds to process, which is why you ask, and then actually hear the question because your brains only just processed it

[carnival-phantasm]

[zonecassette]

[zonecassette]

this was flagged as adult content and i got accept for an appeal so you’re allowed to have this on your blog

[eltonjohnsgarden]

Hi my name is Telemachus and I haven’t fought in many battles (that’s how I got my name) and I have light blue eyes like a clean river and a lot of people tell me I look like my father Odysseus (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da tartarus out of here!). I’m not related to Achilles but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m also a prince, and I live in my father’s big house in Ithaca where I’m next-in-line for the throne (I’m twenty-one). I’m a greek (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly dull garments. I love my mother’s weaving and I get all my clothes from her. For example today I was wearing a linen chiton that goes down to my knees and a pale blue himation, a gold armband and leather sandals. I was walking outside on the coast. It wasn’t cloudy and there were no waves, which I was very happy about. A lot of suitors stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

mark fuckerburg

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

slap your balls and die

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

at this point comedy is a moving target and im just flailing my arms in a vain hope to hit it

[vargamornight]

#you hit it twice man

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[anticritical-lapis]

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

[addycted]

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

[beefgameplays-deactivated202105]

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

[thepaladog]

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

[rogueport]

Here are some sources for this 

[loveyourchaos]

This is unexpected. 

[bottom-bakugou]

I DONT HAVE THE MONEY FOR A SWITCH IM TRYING I SWEAR IM TRYING

[perpetuallyfive]

I feel like it’s worth saying that this is from a few years ago, when Satoru Iwata was president of the company, before his passing, and taking a pay cut was largely his idea. (Most of the directors at the top took a 20 or 30 percent pay cut, while Iwata cut his own salary by half.) They are doing much better now but, unfortunately, although he was involved with the prototyping and development of the Switch – the Wii U is essentially an early version of it – Iwata did not live to see its launch, which has been a massive success and is currently the fastest selling console of this generation. They had a great idea and just needed more time to execute on it.

But he was still a part of the system at launch, when a hidden tribute to him was placed inside the OS that could only be unlocked on the anniversary of his death. Nintendo is an amazing company; there’s a reason they’ve been around for over a hundred years.