These Beans Are Made Of Guns

30s. This machine kills terfs. 🍉 IF YOU HAVE A HOGWARTS HOUSE IN YOUR BIO I WANT YOU TO KILL YOURSELF

[autistichalsin]

Uh- are you aware of the meaning of proship?

Proship has never meant anything except a combination of three ideas:

Ship and let ship (your ships don't harm me and vice-versa) and YKINMK (your kink is not my kink, and that's okay; my kink stories don't harm you and vice-versa)

Harassment over fiction is not acceptable

Censorship of fiction is not acceptable either

Any other definitions are made by antis, not proshippers, and are an attempt at revisionism to justify harassment based on false claims.

[froggibus]

WAIT that’s what that means?? 😭😭

everyone always has a dni for proshippers I thought it was something freaky or fucked up 😭😭

[octopuscato]

Yeah. Antis like to claim that the "pro" means "problematic", but nope. "Pro" (for) is simply the opposite of "anti" (against), and all that "proship" really means is "Let everyone ship what they want, everyone mind their own business".

[fairycosmos]

😭

[vargamornight]

a cool thing the tumblr app likes to do is NOT LET ME FUCKING CLOSE IT OR EVEN PRESS THE HOME BUTTON TO LEAVE IT AT ALL TO THE POINT I HAVE TO TURN MY ENTIRE FUCKING PHONE OFF TO MAKE IT STOP

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[tekabecca114]

I always forget online gaming communities are Like That sometimes.

[bunnywoman]

deep down you know june is actually going to feel like this. put down the poem excerpts

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[syrenki]

there is something within me that i would like removed

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended on10h

[heliophile-oxon]

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

[sufficientlylargen]

Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

[annabelle--cane]

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

[dogpuppy]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

now i do not care about the christopher nolan odyssey movie and i probably won't end up seeing it. BUT for the record. if any of you fucks post some shit like "UGH i can't believe they cut/changed THIS part" and you reference something that exclusively happened in epic: the musical, i AM going to beat you with the biggest odyssey book i own

[serkeru]

Better yet, yell the entire thing at them from memory, as is tradition.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i don't have the entire thing memorized but i do have my immortal memorized can i yell that at them in a pinch

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[kosmogrl]

on sisters