[depsidase]

[impossiblebirdgardener]

My offical binder came today. It's like a millimeter too big as my chest is pretty big naturally and I'm small around the back and sides in comparison

[impossiblebirdgardener]

I think I hit an all time low. I have an upset tummy and I've been on the toilet so long I started to tear up from poop stress

[russiawave]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[impossiblebirdgardener]

He looks like he caught you tryna take a photo while he was asleep and accidentally woke him up 😂

[impossiblebirdgardener]

What part about the phrase "I've done all I can do mum. I don't know how to fix the router." Did my mum not understand , the Wi-Fi went wacky and I've said this every TEN MINITES. All I can I'd turn it off and on and make sure it's plugged in. I'm not an electrician I'm 16.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i need to raise $447 to get my license reinstated, so for every $10 i’ll be releasing yet another cursed image previously securely contained in my inbox of horrors

starting with the pic of the foot with tiny mouths

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

all right you deviants, as promised: 

next up: Mr. Peanut in a pink thong

[impossiblebirdgardener]

It took me off guard and thought this was a fungle infection

[impossiblebirdgardener]

I've hot 20 minutes till class starts so I'm just sitting on a freaking cold bench next to my crutches ALONE

[kinetic-empathy]

he’s BACK, BABEY

[impossiblebirdgardener]

Will we learn the professor's name this time?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i promise no matter what your body type or assigned-sex-at-birth, u will always have a better chance of finding clothes that fit and look good if you check the men’s section first. 

[anachronic-cobra]

Also literally any section of a Goodwill, where I have found magnificent shirts that I doubt I’d ever find elsewhere

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Those boots + shirt combo are incredible you look like a charming but villainous rogue from a regency novel

[maybeanoldblog]

Yeah but the woman’s section actually looks good, Men’s is just NIKE in different combos of green, black, dark red and ugly hoodies. Okay, fine, SOME of Primark isn’t that way. SOME.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’ll let you in on a secret: frat boy clothing brands. there are floral and paisleys and pinks galore. there are teals and oranges and seashell and pineapple prints. and they all. have. POCKETS.

reclaim frat boy fashion in the name of queerdom

[impossiblebirdgardener]

I ware mens even back living as female because comfy and POCKETS

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hotvampireadjacent]

age: 17

[impossiblebirdgardener]

Name of creation: Oh no

[justcatposts]

The best thing about working from home 

(via)

[impossiblebirdgardener]

Are they dreaming of running? Those toe beans are just moving and sewing

[solavei]

She’s kneading, a behavior that expresses happiness and contentment in cats!

Cats knead when they’re happy, as they associate the motion with the comfort that comes with nursing from their mother as kittens :) Kittens milk tread (or “knead”) as they nurse, and because nursing is a warm and safe time for kittens, it’s a motion that gets repeated by grown cats when they feel warm and safe. There are also scent glands in between their toes, allowing them to mark the things that make them happy as things that belong to them.

She’s not dreaming at all—just a very happy kitty!

[impossiblebirdgardener]

This is best info I could ever receive!

:)

[impossiblebirdgardener]

I'm fully dressed for the day exept for shoes and my mum calls me and says that I don't have to go to school today and that I maybe shouldn't because I'm in crutches and it's going to rainy wet all day. She couldn't have told me earlier????

[justcatposts]

The best thing about working from home 

(via)

[impossiblebirdgardener]

Are they dreaming of running? Those toe beans are just moving and swinging

[impossiblebirdgardener]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses what do you think of my big drama queen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gaud with teeth. My sins do not attach themselves to me, therefore i live with no regret.

a part of me is genuinely looking forward to receiving asks again bc where else am i gonna find this sheer intensity 

[very-evil-bubbles]

Hope you like it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I LOVE THE CLACKITY CLACK

[impossiblebirdgardener]

*in a disappointed breathy tone* whyyyyyyy?

[animal-addiction-love]

It is said that this is the most adorable bird in the world. Its scientific name is silver-throated long-tailed tit, which looks like glutinous rice dumplings.Seeing it I feel very healing，my heart feels soft. What kind of epidemic, what work, what money, all get out of business!

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[sighingballoon]

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads