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turn up the volume on your favorite song to scare the serotonin out of hiding

me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy

me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

illkim

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

hempura

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Elephant bye bye

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my review on life so far:

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

kissedbythevoid

wikihovv

if u take the time to shave ur eyebrows off just to draw them back on at least make them somethin cool. a dolphin or baby dragon.

anancientheart

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

anancientheart

whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

pukicho

I love the olympics. They just decide what country they wanna be in and devastate their economy for sports and then leave, and everyone claps.

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It's my first time on the beach... ♥️🐶

destinyrush

We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds, houses and eat at BWW and Applebee’s

theblackmillennial

Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?

criminaljustish

Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?

buffythevampiregayer

Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food

parlezvousladybug

I just…these articles keep getting stupider. I’m not even a millennial and I’m fucking sick of them. PAY PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE. OH AND HOW ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MAYBE AFFORDABLE QUALITY EDUCATION. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING FOOD.

VIVA LA FUCKING AVOCADO TOAST.

imploder

Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.

siderealsandman

Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good? Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong

hashtagloveloses

maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time

pharmdup

That last comment made me slam the reblog button

ripe

louiswildlife on ig

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travisvsworld

Is this what tik tok is really intended for!

wetroomba

Y'all ever just…. Try to do basic math in your head and your brain blue screens?

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My brain shuts off the mere second it realizes math will be involved

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The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house

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THIS STUFF IS SOOO IMPORTANT TO KNOW. Seriously. It’s saved my ass before.

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What do you do when you look through the peephole and see a badge?

Remember: You do not have to let the police in the house unless they have a warrant — or probable cause. If you’re having a party, turn off the music, ask your guests to chill, and ask that anyone who’s too intoxicated carry on in another room.

Go outside to speak with the cops. Close the door behind you. Although some scary precedents are being set these days, police cannot enter your home without a warrant or probable cause. By closing the door, you’re cutting off a visual — or olfactory — line to potential probable cause.

Be polite. Ask why they are there. “Good evening, Officer. What can I help you with?”

Where possible, assure them you will take care of the problem. If the police ask to enter, inform them, “I do not consent to any searches.” If a police officer gives you an order and you are confused about your position, ask, “Do I have to comply?” If they continue with questioning, tell them you’ll need to call your lawyer and that you will not answer any questions.

Ask, “Am I free to leave?” This is especially handy if, say, a group of you’d been too bawdy on the patio and an officer stops by. If he/she is getting a bit hot under the collar, politely ask, “Am I being detained?” or “Am I free to leave?” If the cop has no reason to hold you, quickly, quietly, and politely retreat inside.