lightning bolt brain

22, she/her. Fic blog: @inky-iridescence

[shanepervert]

[arthurfoxy]

Prev how dare you leave this in the tags

[russianblush]

all scenes of shane hollander with his headphones in but he's just blasting Slayyyter

[stardustpainter]

it's always you

[shilyas]

HEATED RIVALRY — E5 "I'LL BELIEVE IN ANYTHING"

[shaneofaragon]

prev post paired with that other one about ilya thinking of smoking in tlg like bella’s thrill seeking behaviour in new moon dksndkmxndm

[shaneofaragon]

hsnsjsldnmddvsgsk

[rozrozhollander]

Shane: *says something boring* Ilya: *is ready to get down on one knee*

or: the boring to Ilya's asshole

[snowsmoked]

One day Ilya is trying to do some research on Anya’s various breeds (he got her a doggy DNA test) and it turns out she has a large percentage of herding dog in her.

He comes across the sentence, “a common behavior in herding breeds is staring intensely at their human until they get what they want.”

He screenshots it and sends it to Shane.

Ilya: You.

Shane: ???

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[kaijuerotica]

i need more fics to play with shane boasting about his ability in private vs acting super hockey player humble when he's on camera

[kaijuerotica]

shane texting ilya after a metros game like: im so fucking tired of carrying this entire team on my back like fuck sure we won tonight but i'd have had a goddamn hat trick if stevens hadn't been off fucking sides like at what point is it easier for me to be the only guy on the fucking ice at least then no one is gonna miss my fucking passes

shane 2 minutes later to the media: oh for sure it's a team effort, we all do our best to contribute 🙂

[sloanegabe]

my shaneybug <3

[dailyflicks]

TEENAGE SEX & DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA 2026, dir. Jane Schoenbrun

[tieflingteef]

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

[peachyjude]

Troy: can you give me Hollander’s number

Ilya: it’s 24. It’s been 24 his whole career.

troy: no, i mean, like, his phone—

ilya: he doesn’t have a phone.

[cut to shane, very obviously playing flappy bird on his phone]

[shane-bug]

hollanov as office workers 💼📝📂📑

[all-chickens-are-trans]

you love lesbians. you supports women's rights AND wrongs. you like when people get a little funky with their gender. you want a cop show that grapples questions of police brutality, corruption, and copaganda. you like when indigenous justice and Land Back are addressed in themes of a show. you love dark comedy, you love women, and damn, you love lesbians so fucking much.

you want to watch Deadloch.

[dailyhollanov]

[formulaonedirection]

Hi everyone I was doing some spring cleaning this weekend and I found some decades old Shane Hollander magazine covers (+ Shane's 2016 Sexiest Hockey Player page in People Magazine you will always be famous!!!!) so thought I'd scan some through in case anyone was interested! Enjoy!