Hi! This is a side-blog for all my Legend of Zelda stuff. I mostly write shorter, fluffy fanfics with humour, and I also make very silly games.
Find me elsewhere:
Fanfiction on Archive Of Our Own
Silly games on github
In progress:
Zelda of the Yiga Clan – My almost finished “f*ck the monarchy, okay maybe literally” role-reversal Tears of the Kingdom story with King Link and a Zelda who’s determined to get rid of the monarchy. Staying silly enough to keep writing this is how I’ve survived an incredibly stressful time with The Horrors.
A few faves:
The Pretty Widow – Modern Breath of the Wild AU with goats (and so much pining). Link becomes like live-in help for a widow with a broken arm, but why does looking at him seem to make her so sad?
A Body Not Meant For Rest – Breath of the Wild Link getting some help in dealing with a lingering injury post-calamity.
Our purpose is to cut, not to feel. – Look, I know a Puppet Zelda x Knight Construct fic written before Age of Calamity even came out is a hard sell, so I’m not surprised no one likes this as much as I do. But I re-read all of Murderbot last year and had feels about what it means to be a person.
Zelda didn’t want to give the weapons back – Zelda finding her footing after the events of Echoes of Wisdom. Honestly if people hadn’t been so kind in the comments of this fic I probably wouldn’t still be writing Zelda fanfiction, so even if I get a billion times better at writing years from now this one’s always going to have a place in my heart.
Service Voe Do NOT Pet (Breath of the Wild Edition) - Princess Zelda comes up with a plan to get her appointed knight special permission to enter Gerudo Town. The pair nearly cause a diplomatic incident instead. (Pre and Post Calamity Breath of the Wild)
Zelda Sorting Game (EASY MODE) – Not fanfiction! Like putting things in categories? Like Zelda? Don’t have much time? You might have fun playing this game!
All the other fics (most recent first):
A break from those blank blue eyes. – Revali tries to cheer up a Zelda who is not enthused about her new knight. (Pre-Calamity Breath of the Wild for a Flash Fiction Friday challenge. Silly.)
Winter Baking – I wanted to write a holiday fic but didn’t finish it until March. Link and Zelda baking and getting together in the middle of a snowstorm. (Modern Breath of the Wild AU.)
Are they gone – Link and Zelda sneaking somewhere together. Written for a Flash Fiction Friday challenge.
Train Heist – When Link gets a letter about a new train rumoured to contain treasure, he knows exactly who he wants on his heist crew. (Spirit Tracks cuteness)
Field Notebook – Trapped in a rift after (hopefully) saving the princess, Link tries to communicate back to the normal world. (Mid-game Echoes of Wisdom)
Ignizol Snow Removal Service – Zelda and Dohna start a snow removal service. With fire. (Echoes of Wisdom side-quest vibes)
Tulip Side Quest -- Sheik is feeling guilty about not being a better friend to Link, and “accidentally” meets up with him in a random town. I always thought Link and Sheik deserved more time together in Ocarina of Time.
Recognition -- “With the amount of time you spend staring at that guy, I can only conclude that you have a crush, Link.” Link thinks the new guy at the coffee shop looks awfully familiar... A modern Ocarina of Time AU for the Serenade of Time event.
SERVICE VOE DO NOT PET – Zelda wants to bring her new friend Link into Gerudo Town and Dohna figures out how to make it happen. This bit of silliness is Post-game Echoes of Wisdom.
Wisdom, Agility and Silence – Zelda and Dohna are best friends and magical girls, tasked by their fairies with closing rifts in reality. When a girl at school claims to have been saved from a rift by a silent prince, Zelda is skeptical, until she sees him herself. (Magical Girls AU for Echoes of Wisdom.)
Rails and Rituals -- Link overhears some people complaining that Princess Zelda could use more experience, and he decides that Hyrule needs some help to see her the way he does. (Post-game Spirit Tracks)
Tiny gloom Link scene – A quick scene inspired by art.
Yes/No/Pumpkin Soup – A bit of fun with Skyward Sword dialog style.
One Princess Too Many – Sequel to Zelda didn’t want to give the weapons back
Inert – my first tiny echoes of Wisdom fic.
Games:
The Zelda Sorting Game -- a riff on 2025 by Thomas Colthurst
The Zelda Sorting Game - EASY MODE -- My kid wanted an easier version.
so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back
the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing
If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, here’s a training exercise that could help save you both:
1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)
2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats
Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like you’re supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.
Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.
If there’s an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.
You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.
I signed up for @adorkastock 's Draw Everything June and I probably won't actually use every pose for a korok but this one had korok space program vibes. Also you need to know that it was titled "How do I get down?"
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
Code, instructions on how to install them and previews HERE
The specific flags are separated in various chapters, and there are quite a few more than those shown in this tumblr post! (I had to cut down the previews or the post would have been SO LONG).
Of course I couldn’t make THEM ALL they are so many, and I had technical problems for flags with more than 6 colors and I still haven’t found a way to handle chevrons….
The ones I’ve made (you’ll find them all in the link above) are these: the Rainbow Flag, the Trans Flag, the NonBinary Flag, the Agender Flag, the Bigender Flag, the Genderfluid Flag, the Genderqueer Flag, the Greygender Flag, the Lesbian Flag, the Gay Man Flag, the Pansexual Flag, the Bisexual Flag, the Aromantic Flag, the Asexual Flag and the Polysexual Flag.
The header, the menu and the footer all have flags in it.
The buttons have flags when you hover them
The tags are colored by type (relationships, characters and freeform) each having a different flag color!
Each flag was made to work decently well both on light mode and dark mode (reversi).
Have fun!
here the link again. the skins are separated by chapters, different flag for different chapter.
