Improverted

(Header by http://dingding83.deviantart.com/ ) Because you can be introverted and talk too much. Roleplaying and Improv related stuff! Oh well, anything that catches my eye really.

[localtiktoks]

[spheregrid]

This is my favorite tik tok of all time

[ly0nheart1]

The fact that the audio is so slightly slightly out of sync in places is sending me.

[droolingdemon]

Star Impact Update!

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https://www.patreon.com/starimpact

[momo-de-avis]

everyone please look at this image that just completely annihilated me

[spaladoon]

I think this is the only religious meme I’ve ever laughed at

[w33d-witch]

Introducing….my favorite tweet ever

[penny-anna]

also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road

[penny-anna]

Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!

Hobbits:

Hobbits: what

[tehri]

i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate

[penny-anna]

LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons

Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now

Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here

Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’

[tehri]

TRASH PANDA HOBBITS

@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON

[penny-anna]

Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now

Legolas: do they… know where they are going

Aragorn: I sure hope so

[penny-anna]

Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel

Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious

[uhtcearemorning]

Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?

Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.

Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.

[penny-anna]

Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??

Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do

Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh

Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face

[penny-anna]

Witch King: no living man can kill me - AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH

Eowyn: *stab*

[ms-demeanor]

Wraiths break into the room at the prancing pony: *UnHoLy ScReEcHiNg*

Trash Panda Hobbits:

Wraiths: Oh, what the fuck, whAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

[ms-demeanor]

Treebeard: Baroom, humm, where are my small, impatient friends?

Merry and Pippin:

[ms-demeanor]

Don’t go where I can’t follow, Mr. Frodo.

[ms-demeanor]

~~~~~~The Hobbit interlude~~~~~~

Thorin: You’re the burgular.Go on and…burgle something! Bilbo:

[ms-demeanor]

Saruman: Well since some fucking TREES took over Isengard I guess I’ll take over The Shire. Farmer Maggot and ever other Halfling down to the Sacksville-Bagginses:

[mandatorywhimsy]

Funniest thing I’ve ever reblogged. 

[unclefather]

[kittydesade]

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

[del3141]

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[halfblood-demigods]

I’m

[thecryptkeeper]

[droolingdemon]

guys pucks gonna get his own fight one of these days and i promise itll be REAL GOOD!!!

[onamountaintop]

[beeboy078-deactivated20181221]

This is the Jeweled Dick of Truth. Reblog and you’ll have good sex for life.

[chrisevansfuckbuddy]

can’t risk it

[droolingdemon]

Star Impact Update!

http://starimpactcomic.com

https://www.patreon.com/starimpact

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[6qubed]

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

[droolingdemon]

Star Impact Update!

http://starimpactcomic.com

https://www.patreon.com/starimpact

[vegan-anarchist-1312]

[n0na9on]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

vvitch better have my money

[andreii-tarkovsky]

payeth me what thee owe me

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

[thatcherrywitch]

This is my kind of “reblog for the money” post.

[local-garden-fairy-deactivated2]

Reblogged this, not expecting much, but I just found a $200 cash Christmas bonus from work in an envelope that I thought was empty! It’s April! Why I kept what I thought was an empty envelope for 4 months, I’m not sure.

[otherwindow]