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Hi, I'm Emma, and I'm great at hitting the reblog button.

[backwardsorbust]

i knew this conceptually, but like you dont really KNOW that public school is designed to set you up to be a good worker bee until you're cracking out a report, after hours, at 7 pm on a monday night and it hits you; oh, i'm doing homework, this is why they made me do homework, and suddenly i'm feeling it in my chest. i cant believe i was raised by the state to be an automaton, and worse, i am one of the lucky robots who isn't doing manual labor.

[backwardsorbust]

ya know what fucking reblog this, we SHOULD be mad

[liberalsarecool]

#Amazon #Unions

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[kaijuno]

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

[the-new-mandalor]

It’s a Monty Python skit.

[flyingwerecats]

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

[hclark70]

As a Michigan native,  I confirm this is all true.

[gotshadowbanned-feralfungii]

[hometcwn]

[clairejuliefenix-deactivated201]

Yes Picard yes.

[politicalsci]

[michaun]

if you ever think about making fun of someone for watching glee don’t we already hate ourselves more than you ever could

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[residentgoodgirl]

@blogilates

If I had the “perfect” body throughout history, this is what I’d look like.

Mid 2010s-2018 - Big butts, wide hips, tiny waists, and full lips are in! There is a huge surge in plastic surgery for butt implants thanks to Instagram models posting “belfies”. 🍑 Even cosmetic surgery doctors have become IG-famous for reshaping women. Between 2012-2014, butt implants and injections rise by 58%.

Mid 90s-2000s - Big boobs, flat stomachs, and thighs gaps are in. In 2010, breast augmentation is the highest performed cosmetic surgery in the United States. 👙 It’s the age of the Victoria’s Secret Angel. She’s tall, thin, and she’s always got long legs and a full chest.

Early 90s - THIN IS IN. Having angular bone structure, looking emaciated, and super skinny is what’s dominating the runways and the magazine covers. There’s even a name for it: “heroin chic”.

1950s - The hourglass shape is in. ⏳ Elizabeth Taylor‘s 36-21-36 measurements are the ideal. Marilyn Monroe’s soft voluptuousness is lusted after. Women are advertised weight gaining pills to fill themselves out. Playboy magazine and Barbie are created in this decade.

1920s - Appearing boyish, androgynous and youthful, with minimal breasts, and a straight figure is in! Unlike the “Gibson Girl” of the Victorian Era, women are choosing to hide their curves, and are doing so by binding their chests with strips of cloth to create that straight figure suitable for flapper dresses.

1400-1700 The Italian Renaissance - Looking full with a rounded stomach, large hips, and an ample bosom is in. Being well fed is a sign of wealth and status. Only the poor are thin.

Why do we treat our bodies like we treat fashion? “Boobs are out! Butts are in!” Well, the reality is, manufacturing our bodies is a lot more dangerous than manufacturing clothes. Stop throwing your body out like it’s fast fashion.

Please treat your body with love & respect and do not succumb to the beauty standard. Embrace your body because it is YOUR own perfect body. ♥️

#blogilates #theperfectbody

[prosperdecay]

My pedantic ass needs to point out that the Gibson girls were an Edwardian beauty standard, not Victorian, but this is a very good and important post.

[keep-it-rad-sis]

I grew up in the “big boobs/skinny everywhere else” era.

Funny how women are always expected to hate/modify their bodies according to trend. As if bodies are comparable to clothing trends.

Yet men simply being fit has always been acceptable/ideal.

[memesonthehour]

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

Fuck the double standards.

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[grimm-jimm]

My man said "boomer" with the hard "R".

[deathlessmax]

Sup, my Booma

[show-the-show]

[geekandmisandry]

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

[t0mies-b0dy]

S L U R?????

[zodiacgem]

Where can i find these shirts??

[saturdaynight-live]

I found some here!

[princessrhcenyra]

ahdjakak oh my GOD!!

also:

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

How do you "abuse" free tampons? What does he think tampons are? Has he ever met someone who menstruates?

[headspace-hotel]

today I felt like treating myself, so I inserted 4 tampons in my vagina instead of my usual 1

[bloodbending]

apple TV and disney plus are pushing me back to piracy. streaming almost made an honest woman out of me... but it’s time to sin

[bloodbending]

that’s cute.... *hikes skirt up a little higher* i’ll show you REAL piracy

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

*family sits down to watch a movie together*

80 executives: THEY JUST CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT, THEY JUST CAN’T!

[supremelordoveralldinosaurs]

[l3reezey]

Do not for the love of god group me in with these children that think this phrase is okay. As a millennial I personally think the phrase is immature and shows that younger people today don’t like being told they are wrong or when a person older than them doesn’t listen to them. Go fight in the war or live through the depression than come back and cry to me about how older people don’t listen to you. Maybe it’s for this reason.

[fuckingarataswespeak]

No one gives a shit boomer

[thesecretfandomposts]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[trilllizard666]

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu: