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Heather | 20 | feminism and memes

[abrunzell]

What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now! 

[melonmemes]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[weedpoop]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on them

[v-jolt]

Try saying the old Resident Evil controls suck after seeing this.

[kalichnikov]

Whatever, man. *does this*

[sizvideos]

[cyclonemetal]

“well, it seems we are at an impasse.”

“so we are. carry on, cat”

“same to you, bird.”

[the-bitch-who-made-god-cum]

They literally were in an awkward situation

[freddie-facilier-deactivated202]

I love how the bird leaves like “well, I best be hitting the dusty trail”

[katecolleen]

I will reblog this every time.

[hellenhighwater]

every time I see this I just picture myself in the position of the person taking video and I can perfectly hear the internal dialogue I would be having, which would go: is today the day I fight a bald eagle over my cat? am I about to have to punch the bird that is america in the face over my cat??? is that how today is going to go???

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

This literally just made my day :)

[redshift-13]

[fluffmugger]

Basically ever since we developed human brains we’ve been desperately trying to turn them off

[themikeymonster]

Humans: [evolve self-awareness]

Humans: oof, don’t like that

[mens-rights-activia]

[pissvortex]

[tchaikovskaya]

i read this wrong and i thought he was saying he was gonna swim there

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

*sacrifices you with an Obama commemorative dagger*

[inqilabi]

Proud of this uncle.

[inqilabi]

[theroguefeminist]

Also, this family was providing space for protesters to escape tear gas and get medical attention in their restaurant before the fire:

...the Islam family opened a room in their spacious restaurant to medics, who set up a makeshift field hospital. Ms. Islam said she saw at least 200 people come in and out on both Tuesday and Wednesday night. Some needed to catch their breath after inhaling tear gas, she said. One woman had been hit in the eye by a rubber bullet, damaging her vision. A rubber bullet tore open the back of another man’s neck. When he fell unconscious, the medics laid him out on a table.

Source

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

their fundraiser

[faeraynedeer]

[commodorecliche]

u/Cant_Even18 shares the horrific details of what it was like to have COVID.

Wear your masks. Wash your hands. Socially distance. And most importantly: stay the fuck home if you can.

[gleefully-macabre]

The original comment got deleted, but other people have been sharing their experiences in the thread.

70% of patients over the age of 70 have died while on ventilators; 25-30% of critically ill patients on ventilators in total have died.

People under 40 generally aren’t dying, but are developing inflammatory heart issues, sudden onset diabetes if it goes for your pancreas, clots leading to strokes or limb necrosis leading to amputation. Inflammation leading to brain damage, seizures, and neurological issues that persist even after recovery.

So, yeah, fuck reopening, fuck anyone who makes light of social distancing or refuses to wear a mask. Fuck these self-absorbed protestors who can’t live with shaggy hair for a bit.

[prof-grace-aspen]

Kids are now developing an inflammatory disease (PMIS) in relation to COVID-19. 

[lesbiskammerat]

Political compass

[ampervadasz]

[whitmerule]

New Zealanders: Chill as Aussies, but with wildlife that assumes there are no natural predators so everything is friendly and fair game.

[wildlifemajor]

Keas on pop.

[blackqueerblog]

Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this year’s Davos summit, where he accused attending billionaires of ignoring taxation. Now he has created another viral moment in an extremely uncomfortable interview with Fox News’s Tucker Carlson.

Bregman so riled Carson with his accusations of hypocrisy, critiques of Fox’s conservative agenda, and attacks on Donald Trump that the TV host called him a “moron” and angrily told him: “Go fuck yourself.”

Source

Lot more people around the world are going to watch this now than if it actually aired. Speaking truth to power is the best viral content!

[dawnblade]

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

[undeadnecromancer]

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

[fupafiend]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the best dog trait is when herding breeds just try to herd children. nothing is funnier than a very confused slightly panicked toddler staring at you for answers and help as some well meaning aussie nips at their heels and tries to direct them to an absolutely arbitrary location

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

a child: help

me: i’m sorry but if that border collie wants you to stand by the picnic table, who am I to question that