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snorelaks

*sniffs air* who unfollowed me

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damn

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bongs-and-bands

this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.

health-over-vanity

This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love.

lettered-olive

It’s not just the guys that are overweight either. One of my best friends is constantly poked fun at for being really skinny and he’s super self conscious about it. It’s just sad

irishpunkviking

I’m always going to reblog this

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My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

seraphmade

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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micdotcom

The McKinney man who called the police has inspired a brilliant satirical hashtag

Sean Toon was one of the white McKinney residents who called the police on the group of teens at the pool last week. In honor of Toon dialing 911 when seeing black people engaging in “suspicious activity,” Twitter created a hashtag in his honor. Here’s how racists see the world.

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours

me: yes, the cosmos, i am in love with stars, such mysterious celestial objects that twinkle and glow. i love stars.

sun: [rises]

me: no, no, not that one.

talksick

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

ri-science

did-you-know

There’s a way to stop the ‘tickle’ when someone’s fingers are accosting you.

ri-science:

How neuroscience can help you control your tickling response

Your brain predicts sensations based on your own movements and isn’t surprised when you try to tickle yourself. To combat the tickly feeling when someone else tickles you, cover their hand with yours.

Your brain can then make predictions about how it’s going to feel, and doesn’t produce the tickle response.

Dr. Emily Grossman explains.

whataboutleslie

this is important

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Also you can punch and/or kick them in the head and firmly establish that they do not have permission to tickle you.

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mothafuknbeast

your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it.

feedmesashimi

gelatins

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

tibets

magdalenarivera

#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’

jennytrout

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

jennytrout

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.