I just want people to be happy.

• 23 • Orlando, FL residing • Gay AF• ENFP • 0147-4210-6982 <--- Nintendo 3DS

[player-offline]

[cyrilthewolf]

Always reblog Hope Corgi.

[kat-walrus]

One of DC’s shining moments

[merman-witha-merplan]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[brbjellyfishing]

bring up the dinner betsy

[animusrox]

Five minutes into vigilante justice and chill and he gives you this look.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[yourcodenameis-michael-deactiva]

i love the sydney operahouse

[rum]

WHO DID THIS TO ELLIE

[grifflth-deactivated20150403]

ey girl do you

cause i really

[spadesslick]

[weedjoke420-blog]

*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

tag yourself, then release yourself back into the wild, for scientific monitoring

[misspiggy]

please reblog if you respect rizzo the rat

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[supra-kai]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

what the hell is this

[austinbey-deactivated20180123]

someone finally said it

[fonzworthcutlass]

💯

[sntg]

say it louder for the people in the back

[catchymemes]

[ironicbs]

….😱

This just made me spit laugh.. this game is incredible. 🤣🤣

[cisnowflake]

She walked it off though.

[dyinganimemom]

we all really need to talk about the sound Victreebel makes in the anime

[sivargagger]

It’s the sound gays make when they greet each other

[zaksaidso-deactivated20210503]

“I think it’s a b-flat.”

Kristen Chenoweth trying to figure out the note of a triggered car alarm in a parking garage. (btw it was in fact a b-flat)

[divascreech]

icon

[yoshis-moved]

[pokeholics]

[meanplastic]

[dorfs]

why is this so fucking funny