everything happens so much

[programmerhumour]

Made that feature you requested boss

[n4r3n]

We have done dat in Hungary too

[lady-wildflower]

2008: The Welsh reads:  “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.”

[nunjournal]

These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

[katelyn-danger]

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sixthrock]

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

[gasterofficial]

[hohoehoes]

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

[afoxnamedmulder]

(via @helloitsbees )

[crashorpie]

[image text: #provably and patently false #they’re doing crazy things to sidney crosby’s cervix in the hockey tag]

[wizardarchetypes]

hey man i see ur busy walking on your knees a hundred miles through the desert but if you’re bored with that me and my friends were thinking about getting together and letting the soft animals of our bodies love what they love. lmk

[wizardarchetypes]

you’re not gonna believe this

[theconcealedweapon]

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[seathiing]

Every time I remember this I laugh so hard I cry

[rnavka]

[pseudomantis]

Twin boys

[jerseyclown]

average college residence hall

[super-metroid]

we can leave your friends behind

[doubleca5t]

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[anexperimentallife]

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

new contender for best community note of all time