I'm so confused

Addie, used to be imthedoctortobiasfunke (still am but whatever.)

[weirdnessisgood]

[unclefather]

i’m NOT ready

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, August 15, 2016

[snorlaxatives]

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

[carlyclaw]

But did you recognize it?

[snorlaxatives]

i……….. did…………

[jesperfahey]

dr strange is proof that y’all should have saved hannibal 

[thexfilesgifs]

[michaelsfassbender]

[shuseph]

this is so fucking funny did he ever reply

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[michaxl]

[ewaneneollav]

medicine commercials:

[bareback-bieber]

you know when youre really horny and youre in the mood to do some fucking nasty shit and its like ??? who am I

[busta-lime]

No. I know exactly who I am

[bareback-bieber]

then make ya own damn text post

[adultnapped]

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

[collectivized-apiary-deactivate]

Actually! Fun fact!

If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t start dying the day you’re born! You’re still growing and cells are still being replaced pretty quick for about 22 to 25 years!

So 25. THAT’S when you start to die!

:D

[chaoticgood-queer]

Ask any 25 year old and they will confirm

[its-arrested-development]

[poryqon]

mom: go to bed me: there is a new meme mom: its 4 am me: i must capitalize on its success

[weloveperioddrama]

He is a gentleman, and I am a gentleman’s daughter. So far we are equal.

[imthedoctor-tobiasfunke]

you are so loved! I hope this new year brings you lots of happiness and many adventures!

Thank you so much!! I love you too.

[myheartisasleep]

[cindymayweather-deactivated2019]

#everyone is gonna die without ann