[hellmito]

The worst of all blessings,

the best of all curses.

Based on Springtime by Pierre Auguste Cot.

[jmoonjones]

Iykyk

[webanglikethat]

[romanceyourdemons]

saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall

[magess]

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

[saywhat-politics]

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk’s Government Takeover

Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

[seabassapologist]

elon is really mad about this so it would be a shame if people kept spreading the names around

[homeboygirl]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark not detected (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark detected! Yippie

Thank you fish :3

[jerkeline]

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

(X) (X)

ETA a new option:

(From a source I will not link.)

[fuck-u-maga]

[lnaliazmcithilien]

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

[flootzavut]

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

[aahsokaatano]

Holy shit

[flootzavut]

You're welcome! I can't claim credit to have come up with it, but very happy to spread it around 😄

[monarchisms]

[huffy-1337]

Weedle?

Weedle???

WEEDLE?!?

[pxkibu]

i'm not human enough to love you right now 💫

[la-vie-est-une-fleur29]

[purple-soika]

Too close to the sun

[alexxuun]

Kissing your augmented boyfriend.

[cosmonautroger]

capybara

[kookygobbledygook]

[petermorwood]

Someone else put it very well:

"That's a guineabig"...

[justascrollingghost]

I’m not sure about you guys but during threshing I imagine that Ridoc spent hours wandering around trying to find his dragon but Aotrom actually found him within the first 5 minutes and just covertly followed him around for 3 hours thinking it was hilarious then eventually got bored and threw a branch at his head