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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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occasionally subtle
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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My favourite piglet. The poor little thing got beat up by the other piglets in the fight for food, so we’ve had to bottle feed him. He’s pretty cut up and was almost completely uninterested in eating anything, so a few days ago I just cuddled him for a while and he fell asleep in my arms. When he woke up, he was hungry and ate everything we fed him. He’s big enough now that he doesn’t need the bottle anymore.
Eating basil can help ease stomach cramps.
Started a food blog
Because I'm bored and I like food. Check it out if you want! www.freshestpeach.tumblr.com
"I've created a sauce. Its hot. What should I call it?"
"What about hot sauce"
"Gary you've done it again you fuckin genius. Here are my keys. Go fuck my wife"
Men are so creepy
thick thighs 4 life
I WANT TO FUCK. I DON’T WANT TO HURT YOU. I’M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU. THAT’S ALL I WANT. that and friendship. it will happen WHEN and IF it happens. plain and simple. what’s with girls? take a fucking risk this is 4th time i’ve been sucked into this fucking game today. NOW I’m pissed. for how long, I don’t know. clear enough?!
What did I just read
The amount of people who have stopped and talked about the story, but who have also said, ‘Listen, if it wasn’t for Christine and those girls, my daughter might have dropped out of soccer,’ or, ‘My daughter has started to play soccer.’
Canadian coach John Herdman on the Canadian Women’s Soccer Team
One of the reasons I feel so strongly about there being more hype surrounding the FIFA Women’s World Cup is because I remember watching it as a 12-year-old in 2003. I didn’t grow up in a family that watched soccer, so I hadn’t been tainted with the idea that it was just for men yet. It was the first major soccer tournament that I ever saw and it completely segregated soccer from other sports I was watching at the time. When I think of most sports, I think of men. When I think of soccer, as many women come to mind as men do. In fact, during that time I wouldn’t have been able to name a single male player.
It is so important to publicize and talk about these events. They change and create the mindsets of younger people and they remove connotations that are associated with gender.
(via worldrain)
Killing spiders makes their gene pool a lot sneakier. If zombies attacked tomorrow, the slowest and dumbest people would die off, and the human race would become stronger. Therefore, if you manage to smash a spider, you likely got rid of the dumbest one in your house, allowing the smarter, hidden spiders to hook up and make lots of baby spider geniuses. Source
Sometimes I use comics as a coping mechanism for my own social blunders
Only packing the essentials
You know those times where you finally come to a realization about something? Like where a thing goes from seeming fairly inconsequential or unnoticeable, but then you become aware at how strange or stupid it is?
I just put it together that the band who sang “Butterfly” is called Crazy Town.
Crazy Town.
What the hell guys, what is that.
(photos by consent_van)
Sometimes I feel like the apps on my iPad are a representation of who I would like to think I am. Kind of like my resume.
reblog if you love the moon, or any other really big rock
Does this include Dwayne
The cat wouldn’t take a selfie with me, so I decided to go it alone.
Annnd Darrin.
