Hello!

Hello! I don't take requests and I post in a blue moon. Now, a quote: “I am in my lane and if you don’t like it then take a fucking u-turn!”

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[imtotallynotthere]

Appropriate to reblog considering the temps in the US and EU at this time.

[imtotallynotthere]

Hey, y'all!

I know I don't usually post and this is the first time I've posted but the zoo needs y'all's help. There's this zoo in Nashville TN that's in jeopardy. A data center is going to be built right near that zoo and the zoo has until July 6th to stop and convince them not to do it. Down below is in link and so far they have about half a million signatures.

I encourage anyone who comes across this to sign if you haven't already or if you have to sign it again with another account. A data center doesn't need to be built near a zoo. We all know what people living near data centers go through and a zoo will go through it much worse with the amount of animals.

I encourage you to share this and reblog it to get it to more people and get friends and family to sign it.

Sign the Petition

Nashville Zoo Says No to Proposed Data Center

[nikaalexandra]

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

[sohnderleere-deactivated2018072]

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

[diogenes420]

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

[fangirltothefullest]

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

[averruncusho]

THIS IS TUMBLR

[icarus-suraki]

[whenistillgaveadamn]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[imtotallynotthere]

Damn, there goes all my luck!

[writing-prompt-s]

The bad news is that you have been abducted by aliens. The good news is that you've been abducted by the alien equivalent of Steve Irwin, who has decided to make you the subject of an alien nature documentary.

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

[imtotallynotthere]

Hi, hello!

So, I'm back with another crossover idea:

SCP x Doctor Who

I've been thinking about this since I've started getting back into Doctor Who and now it won't leave my mind.

So, my thought process is that the SCP Foundation knows about The Doctor. There's simply no way they don't in any universe. The Doctor also knows about them. However, they both have an unspoken agreement to stay out of the other's way.

The Doctor has never met any of the 0-5 either. Surprising? Maybe. Expected? Yeah.

The 0-5 have a file on him only they can fully access and to anyone else the file is heavily redacted with only others being able to read the parts that basically summarize him and what he does as well as what he's capable of.

(In the file, The Doctor is listed as Keter.)

Now, the reason why he's not in containment is because, in all honesty, he keeps a good amount of order in any timeline he goes too. Yes, he causes chaos but at the end of the day he keeps the tiniest bit of order. He also has Earth's--and overall humanity's--protection in mind.

With him defending the Earth against some alien threats, that makes the Foundation's job a bit easier. So, they let him go and do what he wants as long as he doesn't decide to go "fuck humanity" and begin killing them.

As much as the 0-5 wants to contain him, they know it's for the betterment of humanity to simply let him alone. He protects humanity, they have less to spend on space protection.

[imtotallynotthere]

When you're trying to sleep but your thoughts won't stop thoughting:

[pureshadough]

the "cooldown" in question:

[cherry-blossom-qf]

Pure Vanilla you cheeky motherfucker.

[crokitheloki]

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

[imtotallynotthere]

So, I just got back into playing Honkai Star Rail after 3 months of not playing. I deleted the app and decided to download it again. I decide to jokingly pull for the new character and I end up getting her in 10 pulls.

I did not have a guarantee. I never pulled after Phainon.

So, I then decide to jokingly pull her Lightcone and I see by the ticket I have a 5-star. I try predicting that it's gonna be Gepard's because his Lightcone tends to crash on instead of the featured one. I also didn't have a guaranteed and haven't pulled on the banner since Aventurine.

I get her Lightcone. Not once. But twice. Same pull. With 0 pity.

I've never pulled any 5-star twice. Let alone the featured. Holy shit!

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let’s go everybody it’s time to survive

[kosmogrl]

february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good february will be good

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[imtotallynotthere]

GUESS WHO FINALLY CAME HOME:

SHADOW MILK COOKIE DID!

TOOK TOO LONG HOLY CRAP 😭

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[anonymous-lightbulb]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[depsidase]