moi.

and she was happy

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

we should domesticate seals

[gothkeanu-deactivated20171110]

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that’s the world i want to live in

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

The moon has known me all my life

[marunni]

Ship whatever the fuck u want

ship and let ship. That’s all.

[softheartedsuggestion]

we’ll be okay

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

wow i got a laptop and this thing sure is on my lap

[syraptastic]

fuck me

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i think there are a few steps in this relationship that you skipped. hey, i’m steven

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[imanes]

me when i realize that nothing is permanent and i need to stop clinging onto the idea that if i achieve this or that i am going to unlock the secret to happiness as if happiness was a fixed point in one’s life and not a multifaceted and elusive state when life is just a series of challenges and ups and downs and i must learn to go with the flow and accept that things will always change whether it’s my emotions or my relationships or my Self™ and that everything tends towards entropy it’s a permanent cycle of death and rebirth throughout all aspects of my life

[5riental-deactivated20180521]

i hope everyone is doing better than yesterday and if u aren’t ily and it will hurt less eventually

[slavery]

Not to vent but: fuck

[tymps2005-deactivated20140827]

*wakes up* what the fuck

[hohslop]

Kylo: What am I allergic to?

Rey: Pine nuts.

Rey: And the full spectrum of human emotion.

[reyloday]

*Slips Disney $5*

Let them bang

[imwoolii-blog]

THIS HAD 690+ NOTES IM SCREAMING--

[sachesky]

basically

[1ericayu1]

My Reylo shitty doodles day 1:

What do you mean this doesn’t happen??

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

[kasnas]

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump 

[kasnas]

um. good morning and what the fuck 

[australiansanta]

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot