Falling into the void

A chaotic neutral mess

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[magnusttsisgay-official]

Jarvis, pull up that variable meme.

[maplecinnamonbun]

i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’

[konohahater]

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

[konohahater]

🎯

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[oldenglishtextposts]

leornast þu aht niwe æghwylcum dæge. butan sie þu stærleornere. ðonne leornast þu aht eald

[sunflower-eddiediaz]

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

[c3rvida3]

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

[bananonbinary]

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

[c3rvida3]

happens

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

[lonelyroommp3]

some time last year in a daze i signed up to be a community notes contributor on twitter, and i have not used this ability once in any meaningful sense, but i do appreciate that it sometimes provides me with exclusive advance previews of muppet discourse

[elodieunderglass]

I’d approve that one, it adds context

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

#also even if he wasn’t an actor. why would his son being a frog be sketchy just bc he’s married to a pig #maybe his frog son just took after him more heavily. maybe his frog son is from a previous relationship. #accept love into your heart and you won’t find suspicion in places it doesn’t belong to

im sorry @greytune you cannot leave this in the tags

[guilhernunes]

monkeys being abducted

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[intrigd-voyagr]

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

[petulantworm]

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

[in-abyss]

It's been a long time since I've read a whole book, 6 years at least. But I just finished one today! I forgot what it felt like to get to the end of a story and then not know what to do with yourself. Someone read Mad Mabel and discuss it with me!

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[yvfu]

fortune favors the fortunate

[b0nkcreat]

i was born with 4 limbs but they all fell off

[b0nkcreat]

please ignore that last post i forgot 4 is the normal amount of limbs to have i meant to be exaggeratory