in.vective

i'm seriously still fucking doing this?

[dogpuppy]

[succumbing-song]

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[theehorsepusssy]

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[charseraph]

Me when I have a great idea

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THINK LIKE AN OBELISK

ACT LIKE A TOTEM

WORK LIKE A CAIRN

FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH

[qcharlie]

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

[daddyfuckedme]

If red wine unlocks the divine in you, what does white wine unlock?

Headaches

[mammalianmammals]

[bowelfly]

Brother Ignatz you wretched creature what did you do this time

[bowelfly]

Brother Herbert's prize carrot

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[animentality]

[thememedaddy]

[userfish]

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together