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Mint / Cassidy | 25 | Australian | she/they

[yugirimistwalker]

ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[pacificrim-archive]

[cutecipher]

me when i see the messenger:

[warriormale]

The Hero’s Life is an unceasing struggle for supremacy over his peers.

WarriorMale

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[sweating bullets] w…w-warriormale…. [gulps and looks at my clipboard] i hate to tell you this but th-that’s not wrestling, that’s overwatch fan art of two characters having sex sir [quaking in my fatigues]

[warriormale]

Actually its called “taking a Man’s back.”

Very common fight position in wrestling and Brazilian jiujitsu.

Don’t worry Soldier, its fighting……

Thanks for your concern…….

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[sealwithakiss]

having fun + playing

[sealwithakiss]

do u see my vision

[toskarin]

was trying to find an image that I'm like 90% sure I imagined at this point, so I had to recreate it

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[mino2aur]

[flipchild]

[chameliyun]

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

[normaloperafan]

Absolutely insane apron 😭

[eebie]

my undertale theory is that when sans shook frisk's hand there was no whoopy cushion and he ripped ass loud as fuck

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[princess-of-phyresis]

fuck i need to amend the list

this is all getting so complex :/

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[guccigarantine]

happy 10 year anniversary to “fuck shit titties it’s friends at the table”

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[lookinggoodinplaid]

(In a Werner Herzog voice) The perpetual references to Lassie in popular culture, an archetypal savior of the family and its children, positions the dog as an enforcer of the status quo. Beneath those watery irises is an endeavor to sequester the latent kindnesses of society into a furry, lovable vessel rather than allow individuals to direct it towards each other. Lassie is an evil, borne from our innate cowardice towards the prospect interacting with one's fellow man. Perhaps it is easier for the American to die than to reach out a hand in fellowship. Under the prevalence of canines, cruelty is a preferential morality.

[footage of police dogs is shown over the last few sentences]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in zis sense, we arr all little timmy, down hiz well