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Mint / Cassidy | 25 | Australian | she/they

[yugirimistwalker]

ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

[choysum]

from Pilgrims by Devin Kelly

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[pacificrim-archive]

[cutecipher]

me when i see the messenger:

[warriormale]

The Hero’s Life is an unceasing struggle for supremacy over his peers.

WarriorMale

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[sweating bullets] w…w-warriormale…. [gulps and looks at my clipboard] i hate to tell you this but th-that’s not wrestling, that’s overwatch fan art of two characters having sex sir [quaking in my fatigues]

[warriormale]

Actually its called “taking a Man’s back.”

Very common fight position in wrestling and Brazilian jiujitsu.

Don’t worry Soldier, its fighting……

Thanks for your concern…….

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[sealwithakiss]

having fun + playing

[sealwithakiss]

do u see my vision

[toskarin]

was trying to find an image that I'm like 90% sure I imagined at this point, so I had to recreate it

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[mino2aur]

[flipchild]

[chameliyun]

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

[normaloperafan]

Absolutely insane apron 😭

[eebie]

my undertale theory is that when sans shook frisk's hand there was no whoopy cushion and he ripped ass loud as fuck

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[princess-of-phyresis]

fuck i need to amend the list

this is all getting so complex :/

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[guccigarantine]

happy 10 year anniversary to “fuck shit titties it’s friends at the table”