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let's all pretend link talks for the sake of this blog thanks // just another inaccurate fandom quote meme blog // feel free to submit and ask stuff!!

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Midna: Tonight's mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now.

Zelda: Well have I got some news for you.

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Riju: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Link: I need you to be less vague and less weird.

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Link, pointing at Midna: What's with this sassy... Lost child?

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Buliara: Riju is at that age where a young girl only has one thing on her mind.

Link: Boys?

Riju: Homicide.

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Link: Is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

Zelda: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Midna: Smad.

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Dorephan: How's Link?

Sidon: Well last week he was supposed to get flint but he came home with novelty cookie cutters.

Sidon: Now everything we eat is shaped like divine beasts.

Sidon, fondly: He's amazing. I love him.

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Medli, jumping from around a corner: AAH!!

Komali: [ SCREAMS ]

Komali: STAAAHP I coulda dropped my croissant!!

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Zelda: The love you two have for each other is wonderful. I wish I had a sibling.

Sidon: [ smiles ]

Mipha: I'll sell him to you.

Mipha: Cheap.

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Ganondorf: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.

Zant: 45 SECONDS?!

Ganondorf: NO!! 4 TO 5 SECONDS!!!

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Link: I know I've said it a million times before, Tetra, but this time I mean it! I am going to KILL Ganondorf!

Tetra: I'm so tired of you not including me when it comes to parenting.

Tetra: WE are going to kill Ganondorf.

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Zelda: This will pass. She'll eventually just burn herself out.

Midna: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! I'M AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY!

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Red: I made you this friendship bracelet.

Blue: I'm not really a jewelry person.

Red: You don't have to wear it…

Blue: No, I'm going to wear it forever. Back off.

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Tetra: Link and I have this kind of chemistry where we finish each other's s-

Link: -sentences.

Tetra: Don't interrupt me.

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Octavo: I may legally be an adult, but don't be fooled, I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.

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Midna: Even going to the bank can be exciting, if you wear a ski mask.

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Vaati: Who the fuck are you?

CoH Conductor: Who the fuck are you?

Vaati: I asked you first.

CoH Conductor: I asked you second.

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Zelda: Help me with this crossword puzzle. What's a 4 letter word for disappointment?

Revali: Link.

Zelda: It fits.