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HELLO TUMBLR!
i realise that i haven’t posted on here in 1 billion years and you probably don’t remember who i am but...
I AM HAVING TOP SURGERY IN 50 DAYS!!!
recovery time is ~6 weeks and as it falls right over christmas i am planning to veg the fuck out. i need some fic recs. i have fallen shamefully out of touch with fandom in general and les mis fic in particular.
so like...what have i missed. what are the hot new fics.
is that gif still funny. oh god i’m so old
300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order)
214. The History Boys (2006)
“Reckless, impulsive, immoral — how come there’s such a difference between the way you teach and the way you live? Why are you so bold in argument and talking, but when it comes to the point, when it’s something that’s actually happening — I mean, now you’re so fucking careful!”
it blows my mind how into the ‘he’s behind you’ stuff the kids get, it has to be believed to be seen. there are kids literally jumping to their feet, tearing at their hair and pounding the floor in frustration, one little girl was literally inches away from the monster’s cloak and grabbing at it and i was honestly concerned she was going to body tackle him to the ground. it’s truly a thing of beauty
in the last four days i have done eight shows, gone to six primary schools and sung the sausage song over seventy times. panto has been a fucking blast and i’m honestly really sad it’s over.
some of the highlights:
the post-show moment when a group of kids ran back in and ran the gauntlet of the cast giving everyone high fives
the little girl who after hearing me jokingly say ‘yeah, we were the best part weren’t we’ to some boys who told us we were their favourites, came up to me and said very seriously ‘it’s about everyone.’
every time a child nearly fell over backwards with shock when i growled at them
the handful of kids in EVERY performance who would either openly cheer the bad guys or at the very least do a thumbs-up when everyone else was doing a thumbs-down
the one kid who literally just shouted in the middle of one of our bad guy scenes ‘I’M ON YOUR SIDE!’
the little girl who when we were gloating about how we would be triumphant just screamed ‘NO. NO. NO.’ directly into my face until she literally turned purple
naturally we got the cynical little bastards who have been doing this every year since they were toddlers, so during the judging of the singing contest about half the school whispered loudly ‘it’s gonna be a draw, it’s always a draw.’ and when it was indeed a draw they booed so loudly we could hardly sing over them
i just got back from my first day of doing panto at primary schools and jesus christ, i did not know exhaustion until i tried to out-scream two hundred eight year olds
on the one hand i’ve never had an audience so into it but on the other, those little buggers are two steps ahead and they don’t take any bullshit
what was meant to happen:
gretal, after accidentally tearing a letter in half: well that’s torn it! we can’t read it now!
[end scene]
what happened:
gretal: we can’t read it now!
the audience, as one: JUST PUT IT BACK TOGETHER!
us: ......
audience: PUT IT BACK TOGETHER! PUT IT BACK TOGETHER! PUT IT B
actual self aware baby cinnamon roll jake peralta (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ・。。・゜☆
we rehearse and perform panto for eleven straight days. it is currently day five, the fairy can’t stop crying and the dame is about two seconds from nutting the director between the eyes. we perform at six primary schools in three days next week. may god have mercy on our souls
guess who got the go ahead for top surgery
guess who might be getting it next summer after he graduates
guess who isn’t 100% convinced he’s not hallucinating
i realise i haven’t been on here in a billion years. here is an incomplete list of what my future contains
four different shows to be rehearsed and performed in the next eight weeks
an entire play to learn by the end of this week, including a lengthy monologue
a short dance to choreograph by tomorrow
two completely different characters to create in the next two weeks, one of whom has an accent
i hope this explains why i have not been on tumblr much recently, nor am i likely to be around much for the foreseeable future. i have been learning lines for the last three hours and my eyes feel like they might fall out at any moment
me x 100
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA
okay seriously more than half of grantaire’s intro is actually about his alarmingly massive crush on enjolras, half of whose intro is about how he does not do relationships, so approximately how sorry for the poor man am i going to be feeling by the end of this book? please don’t answer that.
less danger of this than i expected rn tbh cos he’s not shut up for two a half solid pages
your fave is problematic: Andrew from bake off
smirks a lot
forgot to turn his oven on
will cry & make u also cry
makes the elder flower in his elder flower cake too subtle
spends too much time listening to the yorkshire pudding community
his bread basket was a weave rather than a plait
sifts flour 17 feet from the mixing bowl
steals all his bakes from family members
guess who has two thumbs and got ALL OF THE LAID last night (and also this morning)
very posh cis guy: so when two pre-op trans guys sleep together, it's like, emotionally homosexual but sexually lesbian?
me: .......
