Not all of us can have the wisdom extra legs bring

QI Elf, Gamesmaster, Etc! [PP:Anastasia-Of-The-Storm]

[footlongdingledong]

we have a laugh about it but you do genuinely need to go outside and play toys every once in a while

[thatdamnokie]

[adhd-alien]

I'm sure if I try hard enough I'll stop having ADHD (guess I'll never learn). 39 Days until book release! Pre-order here or everywhere where books are sold!

[spookshowvixens]

[mothric]

ever since seeing this post the Beastie Boys have taken up residence in my mind and they won't leave me alone. I pulled some leftover beans out of the fridge and was instantly mentally assailed with "beans beans, the magical FRUIT the more you EAT the more you TOOT" I will never again know peace

[correctopinionhaver]

[tmbgareok]

[asneakyfox]

if hiphop weren't real its existence would sound like an exceptionally heavy-handed metaphor about racism from a really cringe didactic fantasy novel. yeah the racialized underclass in this society, the one that's constantly derided by the ethnic majority as stupid and anti-intellectual, they have a complex artistic tradition based around improvisational poetry which is sometimes enacted on a competitive basis for dispute resolution. you get judged based on the subtlety of your wordplay and the complexity of your internal rhyme schemes. the dominant group periodically gets mad about how this doesn't count as real art like their own objectively more simplistic music and poetry because sometimes it has swears in it

[epiphainie]

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[dayeadomingo]

We were so enthralled by this leaf on our walk back from dinner last night

[everyteenager4free1]

[beastliness]

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[baddadjokez]

We have two unwritten rules here:

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2.

[jame7t]

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

[somemerchant]

Wawoo

[jame7t]

shut the fuck up 

[valtsv]

it's always "you need to quit using the demon blade that is corrupting your soul and encouraging you to shed oceans of blood in its name cold turkey, you need to stop right now" and never "let's discuss some harm reduction techniques that will help you to form a more positive, safer relationship with the demon blade"

[pleasantvile]

Actress Julie Adams bumped her head doing a scene from Creature From The Black Lagoon. After getting her head wound treated the scene was completed with no problems. This is a cool picture with the cast members and the Creature himself.

[darkcomedies]

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯