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[seaintothelandem]

If you unironically use the word "theyfab" you are getting blocked.

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Magic binder that teliports your boobs to a transfem of your choosing

[jackedjacket]

Imagining a trans womans chest suddenly deflating while she’s at the club and being like ‘noooooo Dylan must be home 😭😭😭’

[universejunction]

A Cinderella story

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

[psychotrope777]

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THEGAMINGFUNGUS sent you a message ✉️

I just think it's funny how you guys have a game called spore, itd be like if I made a game and called it babies lol

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[redstonedust]

nothing hits quite like tragic doomed estranged sibling characters

[menloathe]

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[portraitoftheoddity]

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[soulindisarray]

Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.

[duchessvongooseberg]

david byrne tryna figure out how the fuck u spell "qu'est-ce que c'est":

[justmbgposting]

TMBG posting day ninety-two!

The Horns!

[snorlaxatives]

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

[kaiyves-backup]

[afurioushawk]

[unteriors]

11th Street, Two Rivers, Wisconsin.

[tmbgareok]

How far along did covering "This Is Pop" for the XTC tribute album make it before scrapping it and switching to "25 O'Clock"? In an interview you once said that This Is Pop "proved to be too difficult for us."

JF: What was difficult was translating the "eep!-OPP!-ooh!-APP!"--new wave vocal hook in a way that felt powerful. It was like a tripwire for us. In retrospect we should have just played it on a guitar or keyboard as a lead-line and not fretted over it as a vocal.

[g-l-o-ckenspiel]