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[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

literally is there Something you want or

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Voting ended onJun 13

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[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[wilmvandrr]

a single mum who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops!!!! immaaa survivorrr

[depsidase]

[katnissmybeloved]

excuse me I need a minute

[dreamilypurplepillar]

I saw this theory years ago and still agree to this day.

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[cpericardium]

parried three bait posts in a row

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[werewolfclaws]

i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

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[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

so we do it very slowly then

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

no, you misunderstand, that’s the point. if we pour it quickly, the core of the concrete mass will become molten, along with everything trapped within. we won’t just be burying silicon valley. we’ll be melting it. we will erase it from history, so no foolish future civilization will ever have to face the grim possibility of accidentally unearthing it.

tens of thousands of years from now, when the molten core of concrete, metal, glass, and horrible tech industry culture solidifies into an unrecognizable mass, we will be able to safely mine it to reclaim the metals, which will have conveniently sorted themselves by density.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

we need visionaries like yourself in public office

[merrikiwi]

Was reading up on disneys production of war propaganda and one source was like

They didnt do censorship!

They did however have every film pass through a board to make sure it was pro american enough

Like bby grl thats censorship

[merrikiwi]

Its funnier than i remembered

"Was to recieve no censorship"

"Two agencies were created...The bureau of censorship"

[rockshitty]

Reminds me of an old joke.

Two retired Russian and American spies are grabbing a beer. The American says “I’ve always been impressed with Russian propaganda. You guys are amazing at it.”

The Russian says “it’s nothing compared to American propaganda.”

The American says “what are you talking about? we don’t have propaganda.”

[sharkiestlemons]

op turned off reblogs from this post and i am so fucking heartbroken bc how else will people know about quacking in my boobs. what the helley