Sharkiest

it/he ✯ tma/tmp and wtnv ✯ fnaf pfp by catnoli & banner from crumb cuptoast :3

[incaseyouart]

The other night I freed Vah Medoh and then explored Rito a bit more, with the objective of getting sunset refs ^_^

Revali is such an ass lol I love him

[bonivers]

music was made to be listened to at night in a moving vehicle

[hyolks]

ed proceeded to wipe out and was almost entirely swallowed by the snowbank

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

i used to be a sad boy that lost his passion for reading and now im a cute dyke with glasses reading books on the train and blushing when pretty girls smile at me from across the car

never kill yourself

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

good, that was the point.

i used to be so sad and so miserable and so scared. Now i get to be a pretty girl in public and other girls see me and smile and we compliment each other and it's normal and im happy.

im so fucking happy, even when life sucks, im fucking happy.

[cherrywoodstixz]

Boundary stream out of context (context makes it worse)

[getlitaesthetic]

Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

[alternis]

saw a post letting people know that your ao3 bookmarks are viewable on your account unless you make them private, which suggests that the median ao3 user does not use ao3 in what i will call 'the optimum fic-finding treadmill' where you find a fic author you like and look through their bookmarks to find more fics that are good and then look through that author's bookmarks for even more good fics. like a conga line of great but extremely specific tastes. or one of those chessboard rice doubling analogies and oh no that is a LOT of ao3 tabs.

[sunderwight]

Came back wrong but the wrongness is that you're no longer as awful as you used to be. You're not mean anymore. You don't lose your temper as quickly, you don't say awful things, lash out, or hurt people on purpose just to prove that you can, not since you came back. It's the same face, the same voice, the same superficial tendencies, but all the rough edges have been smoothed away so thoroughly that it feels like something else is wearing you as a mask. Yet it's impossible to get anyone else to see the problem, because you're less of a problem than you've ever been before.

[wolfra3m]

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[synnthamonsugar]

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[refinedpet]

8 hour work days should legit come with two full meals they have to provide for you

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[mid-maryland]

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[releasing-my-insanity]

Happy 11th anniversary of this toucan discovering a traffic cam.

[Image description: Four gifs of traffic camera images dated 25/12/2013. A toucan pops up and bobs its head forward and backward and opens and closes its beak as though it is talking or laughing. End image description.]

[pissvortex]

[howlerbat]

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

[ratinthevoid]

???? in WHAT